Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Deep thoughts.....by Titus



I had a dream last night.

I was in the Thanksgiving day parade and I was walking. I was holding a rope along with all of the other straighties who get steroids with me at the gym. We were holding it down so it wouldn't float away.

It was a giant hog.

It was a dream.

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33 comments:

  1. Chip S.February 29, 2012 at 8:24 PM

    I would've guessed the float looked more like this.

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  2. TitusFebruary 29, 2012 at 8:32 PM

    I loved that movie when that giant tit was attacking Woody and then the milk came out of the nip.

    I totally chizzed.

    tits.

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  3. Chip S.February 29, 2012 at 8:39 PM

    Indelible memory, eh?

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  4. windbagFebruary 29, 2012 at 8:43 PM

    A pig in the T-day parade
    Was held by the macho brigade
    Float off he daren't dream
    To do so it seemed
    Would deflate the faux hunk promenade

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  5. TTBurnettFebruary 29, 2012 at 8:45 PM

    Sometimes a rope is just a cigar.

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  6. Chip S.February 29, 2012 at 9:09 PM

    I think Titus might be the perfect wingman.

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  7. chickelitFebruary 29, 2012 at 9:38 PM

    I think Titus is hogging all the attention around here.

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  8. Chip S.February 29, 2012 at 9:43 PM

    Darcy could put a stop to that.

    When did TY switch to PST?

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  9. chickelitFebruary 29, 2012 at 9:56 PM

    Troop must be on the road in California and didn't even tell us!

    Either that or it's telling us.

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  10. Chip S.February 29, 2012 at 10:08 PM

    Sounds like a classic fish-out-of-water episode in the making.

    Poolside shots at the BH Hotel, or the Chateau Marmont?

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  11. MamaMFebruary 29, 2012 at 10:24 PM

    Pulled pork.

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  12. chickelitFebruary 29, 2012 at 10:32 PM

    Chip S.Feb 29, 2012 07:08 PM
    Sounds like a classic fish-out-of-water episode in the making.

    Trooper takes his Ash Wednesday complaints to the very top in Hollywood; cameraman follows; he'll never get away with it; details at 11 (PST)

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  13. chickelitFebruary 29, 2012 at 10:35 PM

    Pulled pork

    A litter of pigs.

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  14. The DudeFebruary 29, 2012 at 10:40 PM

    A snoot full.

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  15. Chip S.February 29, 2012 at 10:40 PM

    I'm calling my cable company right now to ask for TEE ELL SEE on my tv!

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  16. MamaMFebruary 29, 2012 at 10:55 PM

    All manner of litter. Rig this pig with water canons and further titillate the crowd by blowing large loads totally over their heads. Major shooting!

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  17. AnonymousFebruary 29, 2012 at 10:57 PM

    A pig in a poke, whatever that means.This little piggy .....is a hog.

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  18. TitusFebruary 29, 2012 at 11:04 PM

    Was Sophie's Choice a good movie?

    tits.

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  19. AnonymousFebruary 29, 2012 at 11:08 PM

    Excellent movie Titus. Very sad though.

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  20. TitusFebruary 29, 2012 at 11:10 PM

    Snookie is preggers.

    Good to know Allie, I think I am going to watch it.

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  21. blakeFebruary 29, 2012 at 11:14 PM

    Can we make a silk purse out of it?

    TY--thanks for fixing the comments.

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  22. Chip S.February 29, 2012 at 11:19 PM

    Can we make a silk purse out of it?

    Unlikely. But if giant papier-mache puppets are your thing, you could have a field day with this Potemkin pig.

    (I only just noticed the Stalin pic in the background.)

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  23. MamaMFebruary 29, 2012 at 11:25 PM

    The hog
    rolls in
    on little pig feet

    It stands looking
    o'er the gather'd crowd
    with roided loins
    shoots his load again,
    and then moves on.

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  24. MamaMMarch 1, 2012 at 12:17 AM

    Prosciutto and Melon Pig

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  25. chickelitMarch 1, 2012 at 12:19 AM

    Very nice, MamaM!

    The warm cuddling crowd embraces flowing afterglow
    and adores the gruntled hog which pauses to refract, and then waxes anew.

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  26. BJMMarch 1, 2012 at 12:49 AM

    We had pulled pork for dinner...just sayin'

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  27. TitusMarch 1, 2012 at 2:59 AM

    I am a mess tonight. I can't sleep, natch.

    And I have to get on an Acela Train to NYC tomorrow morning at 8:00. Then have a very important strategic meeting at Kantar Media Group-10 minute walk from Penn Station.

    I so don't want to go and so don't give a shit.

    I had to take the rare clumber to day care and was sad. The husband and I are meeting for dindin and then a 9:00 acela train from NYC to Boston.

    When I was younger I fucking loved going to NYC. Now I hate it. Way to competitive. My suit, shoes, Prada bag, and documents are all polished to a t-I so don't want to live that life anymore. I am also doing an overnight whiting of my teeth, which have a perfect bite. Lord help me. I am meeting someone from London, Rio,NYC, Barcelona and Ghana tomorrow-help. I had an initial call with the person from Rio today and when I told her I didn't speak Spanish fluently she paused-fuck you bitch.

    Give me the farm in Wisconsin, raising rare clumbers and showing them in fourth world "towns".

    Once you reach 40 you really don't want to live the fast life.

    I decided to wear sweats on The Acela so when I get there I am not wrinkled. Also, the weather is hateful right now and I don't want to deal with sitting in a suit, which will be wet, for 3 hours and 45 minutes on the train. Lastly, because of horrible weather I won't be able to find a cab in Boston or NYC-great.

    I'm tired...fortunately my pecs look amazing.

    Wish me luck dolls.

    toodles.

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  28. blakeMarch 1, 2012 at 9:13 AM

    Rio?

    Spanish?

    Was that the faux-pas?

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  29. The DudeMarch 1, 2012 at 9:33 AM

    It's all Greek to Titus.

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  30. AnonymousMarch 1, 2012 at 10:18 AM

    Good luck Titus, as I said on the other thread, let not angst furrow your brow, it will age you.

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  31. ndspinelliMarch 1, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    Titus, Good thing you got your complaint in @ 11:59 because the Complaint Dept. closes @ midnight. Also, it was the last leap day comment until 2016.

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  32. MamaMMarch 1, 2012 at 12:17 PM

    With whitened teeth and a perfect bite, The Vaunted Hog sweats his way toward the The Big Apple.

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  33. chickelitMarch 1, 2012 at 2:50 PM

    I have nothing to subtract from this thread.

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