Sunday, February 26, 2012

I guess the way to get more hits is to insult your commenters...you hockey pucks!


I have a little drivel. I made it what I say.
When it's dry and ready, then driverl I shall splay.
Oh drivel, drivel,drivel I made it what I say.
Oh drivel,drivel, drivel then drivel I shall splay.

59 comments:

  1. Just sayn' dude.

    Your comments are always on the point and often funny.

    Thanks for commenting here.

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  2. I agree with Alex--wouldn't be prudent!

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  3. Wife and daughter are bonding in the other room watching the red carpet Oscar's stuff.

    Some actresses were just talking up dresses and the "sag awards" and my first thought was of brafitters.

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  4. I love eavesdropping and listening to TV--without actually watching it

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  5. I must have missed something. But I am reminded of this, you freakin' hockey pucks.

    Dreidel

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  6. I would never complain in public that my pie wasn't high enough. I'd see a doctor.

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  7. I guess she somebody is not filling her pie hole.

    So to speak.

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  8. Hey, when you dress like a bleached blonde bag lady you complain about weird shit, okay?

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  9. I agree with that part of Alex's
    personality.

    No point getting in a pissing contest with someone who is so full of shit.

    Or something like that there.

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  10. One thing I do have to say.

    That edutcher guy is one fucking big asskisser. Holy shit.

    He makes Feeny in the Quiet Man look like Joe Hill.

    WTF?

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  11. I am bored because the wife is watching the Oscars red carpet and I am slumming tonight for the first time in a long time after I was directed to a nasty comment against one of my friends. (not directed by him by the way)

    I used to jump into these fights but I can't do that anymore.

    Plus I gave up rage for Lent. Just sayn'

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  12. Wait...are you friends with "Rusty"?

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  13. Eddutcher is practically the first one commenting on every one of her posts, I bet he kisses her ass more than he does his wife's. It's kind of pathetic really.

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  14. which thread are we not talking about? :)

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  15. Maybe he's still hoping to be the millionth commenter.

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  16. I really can't wade through that bucket o' tripe to figure out what Alex said to whom about what, or if that's even the subject of this post.

    Who are you wearing?

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  17. I sure hope that question was for Darcy or Allie.

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  18. Two different ones actually Darcy.

    One is about marginalia which I thought was about Meades ball sack.

    And the other was the one about religion and James Taranto.

    I haven't been there in quite awhile because I have been so busy.

    Some things never change.

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  19. That biker's ex-wife got her lips puffed a bit too much. Looks like one of the citizens of Duckburg.

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  20. The wife just started a twitter war talking about how bad Melissa McCarthy's dress sucked.

    It was by Maria Rinaldi a big time plus designer and it sucked horse cock.

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  21. I started to read the marginalia post but my dinner was rising up in my throat. lol

    I will check the comments, though.

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  22. Maybe next year she will be wearing a Lee Lee's Valise orginial.

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  23. I thought Glenn Close was stunning. Sexy still.

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  24. Michelle Williams had the winner.

    We made a dress in the same red color that is off the hook.

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  25. YES Trooper, here's to next year!

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  26. The wife made a dress in a deep royal blue that is so great that they are building a whole episode around it.

    We only made about of them.

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  27. I just found what must be the comment that flipped Trooper's switch.

    What would've happened if chicklit had actually specified the "sacred cows" he had in mind? Are they unknown to anyone except the new commenter who won a door prize for stopping by to say hello?

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  28. That was we made 12 of them.

    My number key was off.

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  29. Damn, Glen Close is 5 years older than me! Whew, I've got a few years left to look good.

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  30. When asked what he was wearing, Ryan Seacrest said "Kim Jong Il"

    Still the speciesism of the oscars is appalling. I know the pain, since even my own sister banned me for being a cow!

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  31. Of course they are known but they are not going to mentioned by the syncophants and toadies who now populate that foul and evil swamp.

    Think North Korea.

    And I am not just talking about the physical resemblance.

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  32. I'm surprised that "numlock" never took hold as a synonym for "nitwit", the way "nimrod" did.

    Even more surprising is that nobody seems to have referred to that NYT columnist's infamous tweet as "a line of Blow."

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  33. Aww. Geez. Read it. And Bruce is pretty decent to them.

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  34. My wife has control of the remote and she doesn't mind watching things delayed just as long as she can fast forward through the commercials. So I can't follow or "live tweet" along with Oscars.

    I like many others (except blake) watch the Oscars to figure out what to watch in the future.

    BTW, blake does seem to put an awful lot into his movie reviews. I wish I knew more about the movies so that I could comment over there more often.

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  35. Aww. Geez. Read it. And Bruce is pretty decent to them.

    Thanks Darcy. I must have hit Althouse wrong because she pounced on it w/o delay.

    I was afraid to respond but it's true--she will not countenance criticism of Frank Lloyd Wright.

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  36. Oh. I thought you were talking about Bob Dylan.

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  37. Venetian blinds and other window dressings are also sacred cows.

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  38. See, I'm sensitive to the FLW stuff because he's almost family for me. Family always has the dirt on family.

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  39. In one sense, we are all Althousians now; in another, no one is an Althousian any longer.

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  40. Forever part of Althousiana, though.

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  41. We have to live in the now, be grateful we are here, and remain as humble as possible.

    Who are you wearing? Why this leather jacket used to be Elsie the Cow.

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  42. Maybe next year she will be wearing a Lee Lee's Valise orginial.

    Given the way the stars are aligning with the show this seems quite likely.

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  43. I'm not wearing anything special but I'm drinking champagne.

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  44. Well, we don't "have" to anything. That last was not meant to sound like an order. As you were.

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  45. We all moved to Trooperville, it's fun visiting the old neighborhood , but wouldn't want to live there anymore.

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  46. I'm wearing flannel pajamas and drinking tea and rum. Very comforting.

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  47. We have a tradition, take out Chinese watching the Oscars. It is even better being on the West coast since I'm in bed by 9pm.

    Wellinton Mara's grandaughter resented a question about football, what the fuck could she expect?

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  48. Well she grew up to be a Hollywood douche so what do you expect.

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  49. Hey did I tell you lately that the New York Giants won the Super Bowl?

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  50. And that Aaron Rodgers is an overrated loser. Just sayn'

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  51. the bemused, distanced attitude I have and how coolly neutral I was presenting material that I could have been really sensationalistic about.

    I am so fucking cool and soooo cooly neutrual and cruelly neutral that the coolness just drips cooly off of my eriudite and neutrally cool finger tips.

    Barf.

    Didn't watch the Oscars but we did watch a really bad Bette Davis movie about the Oscars

    Love the period stuff: cars, clothing, decor!

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  52. J-Lo nip slip!

    How weird is it that my second reaction was to think, "A treat for Titus"?

    I'd say that we all have a little Titus in us when it comes to tits, but that just might possibly be taken the wrong way.

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  53. Speaking of nip slips, are we ever gonna find out Whose That Girl at the wooden cross?

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  54. Chip you needs to do your research.

    In fact I think I have to post another pic of her.

    With Dracula.

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  55. Hey, I love the homework assignments here.

    This one's just a lot tougher than most.

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  56. You guys should take a yoga class if you want to see nip slips.

    It happens all the time.

    I love it.

    But they don't even give a shit, they are like the honey badger.

    They just put the tit back in it's rightful place and keep stretching.

    tits.

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  57. I took a yoga class once and didn't see a thing until after the paramedics received me. And they were guys.

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  58. My daughter and bride went to yoga classes and said the women would fart w/ certain poses. I love it when women fart, they're so embarrassed, men are so proud. "Therein lies the rub."

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  59. Once again, completely out of the loop. I gather this has something to do with that other blog.

    People never got the "cruel neutrality" thing. It had nothing to do with objectivity or her not knowing who she was going to vote for.

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