"Excuse me Ma'am but you look confused?"
"Thank you officer. I seem to be lost in space. I can't find my husband. The last time I saw him he was wearing a mask and dressed all in black. And he had a whip. I can't find my daughters. Or my son. Or that gay guy who keeps talking to the toaster. I am just lost. Lost in Space."
"That's ok Ma'am. We will help you. Why don't you come with us."
"Oh and I have a collie. It a boy collie that thinks it's a girl collie."
"That's fine. It's the sixties."
I watched a bit of Lassie Come Home the other day - had to change the channel. Wretched manipulation of the emotions of anyone who has a heart or loves animals.
ReplyDeleteGood news - Lassie comes home. Bad news, that douche Timmy is still down the frickin' well.
So, she's married to Zorro?
ReplyDeleteThese '60s TV references are lost on me.
June Lockhart is bustin' out all over.
ReplyDeleteBlake you don't Guy Williams?
ReplyDeleteHe was the Tom Selleck of his day.
He was? He looks more like the Cesar Romero of his day.
ReplyDeleteCaesar Romero is Tom Selleck. A big good looking lunkhead who can't act.
ReplyDeleteThey are the same guy.