I will borrow this if that is okay. I am not sure when I will use it or how, but I know I like that scene. I would link you, but of course your blog is private so that doesn't work.
"Washington ganged up on me the past three and a half years, so I throw those years under the bus. Clean slate. Clean slate bruthas and sistas. Are you with me? Can I get an Amen?"
"Amen."
"Alright then. Foist order ob bidness in my second administration be openin' reeducation camps for all racisss evahwhere. While they be reeducatin' we confis...confis...take all their stuff. Then we PARTY like dere no tomorrah cause dere really be no tomorrah. Can I get an Amen?"
Hmm, as I like words I was wondering what the correct words for "two hundred" comment thread might be, you know, kind of riffing off of the megathread mentioned above.
I was only able to come up with duo centum in Latin. Just doesn't have the right ring to it.
Whatever, it was starting to top out. I felt like Eric Carle's Hungry Caterpillar who made his way through: One piece of chocolate cake one ice cream cone one pickle one slice of swiss cheese one slice of salami one lollipop one piece of cherry pie one sausage one cupcake and one slice of watermelon After which he had a stomach ache and longed for a nice green leaf.
Those last 16 comments in the megathread were awfully obscure. I cannot get the "load more" entry to do any more loading. Plus the reply function seems to be placing comments from interior replies on the end of the thread. So a comment about Bubba thongs and cigars is not sitting next to Mother Underpants where it belongs but is showing up instead somewhere near the tail end.
Isn't the tail end exactly where replies to Mother Underpants belong?
I've tried the two alternatives that get you past 200 at TOP, but they don't work here. I wonder how many of the comments beyond 200 on the megathread are just comments about the impossibility of reading past 200.
Even worse, I just dropped in at TOP, only to be reminded of what a fuckin' humor desert it's become.
Wow Allen, what are you doing getting up at the butt crack of dawn? I'm up early for me too, babysitting my youngest, so it's worth getting up early for. We're playing Barbies, none of them are sluts.
My youngest granddaughter I should say, I wouldn't make my grandson play Barbies, it may mess with his gender identification. He's safely tucked away in school today anyway.
The time shown, Allie, doesn't represent the time in Wisconsin when I posted. However, for the record, I was up before 4:17 AM. I promised myself two things when I retired, one was to watch the sun come up in the morning, and the other was to listen to all of the afternoon games that the Brewers played.
Me too, got on my capris today, I can't get over this gorgeous weather for us Great Lakers, this is amazing!
Darcy, I used to got to summer camp in Benton Harbor, we would go to some state park with huge beautiful dunes. Your side of the Lake as more dunes and taller ones than we do here.
I love that movie.
ReplyDeleteI will borrow this if that is okay. I am not sure when I will use it or how, but I know I like that scene. I would link you, but of course your blog is private so that doesn't work.
ReplyDelete"Washington ganged up on me the past three and a half years, so I throw those years under the bus. Clean slate. Clean slate bruthas and sistas. Are you with me? Can I get an Amen?"
ReplyDelete"Amen."
"Alright then. Foist order ob bidness in my second administration be openin' reeducation camps for all racisss evahwhere. While they be reeducatin' we confis...confis...take all their stuff. Then we PARTY like dere no tomorrah cause dere really be no tomorrah. Can I get an Amen?"
"AMEN!!!"
Ha! I bet I made you think of the Warriors on that Coney Island thread!
ReplyDeleteThat may be true but not necessarily interesting.
DeleteActually that is better as the GOP speech, but I am having a hard time wrapping my head around Mitt Romney or Rick Santorum actually delivering it.
ReplyDeleteGingrich maybe.
I cannot get past comment 200 on the other thread. Which other thread, you ask? Why, the one with over 200 comments, says I.
ReplyDeleteWhat did I miss?
Just a bunch of complaining about the comment malfunction. Nothing we can't do here.
DeleteOh, you know, the usual filler, flirting, etc.
ReplyDeleteWhen I get to the button that says "load more" and press it, nothing happens. Kind of like the "collapse comments" button.
ReplyDeleteGoogle sucks, but they do suck.
OK I thought it was just my iPad.
DeleteThose last 16 comments in the megathread were awfully obscure.
ReplyDeleteHmm, as I like words I was wondering what the correct words for "two hundred" comment thread might be, you know, kind of riffing off of the megathread mentioned above.
DeleteI was only able to come up with duo centum in Latin. Just doesn't have the right ring to it.
You're right. Looks too much like duodenum.
DeleteHow about a "Double Benjamin", or a "2Ben" for short?
It could just be called a "deuce," but that might confuse Titus.
Delete200 = CC
DeleteHow about "we CC'd that thread (not to be confuzled with cc'd)
Dooced
DeletedooCC'd
Whatever, it was starting to top out. I felt like Eric Carle's Hungry Caterpillar who made his way through:
One piece of chocolate cake
one ice cream cone
one pickle
one slice of swiss cheese
one slice of salami
one lollipop
one piece of cherry pie
one sausage
one cupcake
and one slice of watermelon
After which he had a stomach ache and longed for a nice green leaf.
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ReplyDeleteNever mind.
ReplyDeleteThose last 16 comments in the megathread were awfully obscure. I cannot get the "load more" entry to do any more loading. Plus the reply function seems to be placing comments from interior replies on the end of the thread. So a comment about Bubba thongs and cigars is not sitting next to Mother Underpants where it belongs but is showing up instead somewhere near the tail end.
ReplyDeleteIsn't the tail end exactly where replies to Mother Underpants belong?
DeleteI've tried the two alternatives that get you past 200 at TOP, but they don't work here. I wonder how many of the comments beyond 200 on the megathread are just comments about the impossibility of reading past 200.
Even worse, I just dropped in at TOP, only to be reminded of what a fuckin' humor desert it's become.
An arid place indeed. They be fartin' dust over there.
Delete@60
DeleteYep, nuttin' but tumbleweeds blowin' thru the joint.
Zombie's got a pretty good geezer thread riff goin'.
New Rules For Old Farts.
FTR (as if anyone cares) that "major butt" crack I made over on the CC'd thread was in reference to this and not any living person.
ReplyDeleteNice. We are not worthy.
ReplyDeleteNow, as for "major butt crack"...
Put me in the column about not being able to get past the 200 comment limit. Did I miss anything?
ReplyDeleteWow Allen, what are you doing getting up at the butt crack of dawn? I'm up early for me too, babysitting my youngest, so it's worth getting up early for. We're playing Barbies, none of them are sluts.
ReplyDeleteMy youngest granddaughter I should say, I wouldn't make my grandson play Barbies, it may mess with his gender identification. He's safely tucked away in school today anyway.
DeleteThe time shown, Allie, doesn't represent the time in Wisconsin when I posted. However, for the record, I was up before 4:17 AM. I promised myself two things when I retired, one was to watch the sun come up in the morning, and the other was to listen to all of the afternoon games that the Brewers played.
ReplyDeleteWatching the sun come up is a cool thing. I like it too.
DeleteGet to do that a lot here in Carolina, too. I am grateful I can see the sun rise.
DeleteYou two get to watch the sun rise before I do.
DeleteDarcy are you in the Eastern time zone?
DeleteSixty can probably see it rise over the water pretty easily. I can't see that here, but up at the lake I can watch it set kind of over the water.
DeleteI'm so ready for summer and being outside and just...everything.
Me too, got on my capris today, I can't get over this gorgeous weather for us Great Lakers, this is amazing!
DeleteDarcy, I used to got to summer camp in Benton Harbor, we would go to some state park with huge beautiful dunes. Your side of the Lake as more dunes and taller ones than we do here.
Barbie is typing for me. Her typing sucks.
DeleteOMG, Barbie misspelled my name!
DeleteI just fired Barbie.
DeleteOh yes, I keep forgetting the time is still messed up, Pacific time. California dreaming.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Eastern Standard Time.
ReplyDeleteAnd Benton Harbor is gorgeous!
AllieOop said...
ReplyDeleteI just fired Barbie.
Darcy said...
And Benton Harbor is gorgeous!
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Barbie Benton was gorgeous too!