when God created dogs He didn't help dogs
when God created plants that was average
when God created hate we had a standard utility
when God created me He created me
when God created the monkey He was asleep
when He created the giraffe He was drunk
when He created narcotics He was high
and when He created suicide He was low
when He created you lying in bed
He knew what He was doing
He was drunk and He was high
and He created the mountians and the sea and fire at the same time
He made some mistakes
but when He created you lying in bed
He came all over His Blessed Universe.
Something's lost but something's gained.
ReplyDeleteIs this post a once a month occurrence? Sort of like a cafe with a come all over the universe theme?
ReplyDeleteIf so, honorable mention goes to TY for out titting Titus.
That's some acrobatic sex.
ReplyDeleteThat's some acrobatic sex.
ReplyDeleteA regular Brokeback Fountain
I want more big Ang and her big tits now.
ReplyDeleteBig Ang!
Big Tits!
tits.
Or Brokeback Mountin'
ReplyDeleteThis ↑
ReplyDeletePanda Sutra.
ReplyDeletePantantric
ReplyDeleteBear Back Mountin'
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's just scratching her itchy spot.
ReplyDeleteGee, that could be spot-on, Allie.
ReplyDeleteDamn, just as I was about to type in my "Gee" comment, the cat walked on my keyboard. Honest!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a seven year itch and he isn't her husband.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's head over heels in love.
DeleteMaybe she's a slut.
DeleteHe turned her world topsy turvey. What a bear.
DeleteTY is a fast track.
ReplyDeleteEats shoots and leaves?
ReplyDeleteEats, shoots, and loaves.
DeleteIn one sense, we are all Tituses now.
DeleteI'm Titicus!
DeleteMeet-up at Lake Titicaca!
ReplyDeleteI'll bring the nails.
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ReplyDeleteOh damn it!
DeleteThere once was a Pandy named Andy
He wore his hat crooked, that's dandy.
He liked the boys, but he made the girls randy.
Maybe I shouldn't have had that last rum and coke.
No point in stopping now.
DeletePanda Porn.
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