Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Did you ever get the feeling......



That the movie of a Wisconsin Three Way would be more disgusting than "The Human Centipede?"

50 comments:

  1. Where did you get that picture? Have you been following me around?

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  2. Has anyone seen the movie Human Centipede or Part 2?

    I have wanted to but am scared.

    The rare clumber is farting like crazy tonight. It's like one after another.

    tits.

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  3. Titus, I saw the Human Centipede on Netflix. It sucked...well especially for segments two and three.

    I could not sit through the thing, it was boring and dumb.

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  4. I should do a review of "Human Centipede".

    It's basically half-'50s B-movie, where the mad scientist threatened to do something horrific beyond words (typically to the damsel in distress).

    In the '50s, though, they relied on the threat. They couldn't really make good on it for lack of special effects, the Hays office, or just general common decency.

    So, the other half of "Human Centipede" is the horrific thing coming to fruition. And it's mostly just sorta squicky, to borrow a bit of Althousiana.

    Horror slips into horrible pretty easily.

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  5. I'm not sure what's up with Wisconsin. Every person I've ever met from there is dumber than a bag of crushed rocks. Are they the smart ones and got out or are they the dumb ones and got thrown out?

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  6. Hmmm.... A mention of a centipede over on TOP today.

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  7. @ Windbag... Cheez Whiz Syndrome.

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  8. Rebe Jackson had a 10 ten dance hit with the song Centipede in the 80's.

    Where is Rebe now?

    In the video she danced around like a centipede.

    tits.

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  9. Is that Rebe with Althouse and Meade?

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  10. A "Wisconsin Three-Way" is a brat with onions, kraut and sauce.

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  11. I think it was Reebee, one of the lesser known Jackson kids.

    You know the famous black family with the talented pedophile white singer who died recently?

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  12. How can you keep posting if you are dead?

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  13. Michael Haz--good one on the three way. Hah.

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  14. Mets in first place!

    Yeah! One of my employees is a girl whose dad is a friend of mine. I've employed all three of his girls. They are perhaps the biggest Atlanta Braves fans on the planet. We had a good laugh about the Mets beating the Braves, because I've been telling her dad the Mets are tied for first since the end of the Series last year. HAH! Now they are!!

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  15. AllieOop wrote...

    "Is that Rebe with Althouse and Meade?"

    Sure is, but which one is which?

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  16. I feel like I'm two timing you Trooper, I want to let you know I love you best.

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  17. Feelings are important, you know.

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  18. Feeeeeelings...whoa, whoa, whoa feeeelings!

    Okay, I had a cocktail.

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  19. You go, grrl! Wrap this week up, put a bow on it.

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  20. Ah well, it's spring and I'm frisky, politics is in the air in Wisconsin and I am just feeling the call of the wild.

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  21. What kind of cocktail Darcy? I had a drink called a Hurricane in Austin. I don't know what was in it, but it was red.

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  22. Alright, it was a beer. Sam Adams. :)

    Hi Allie and Sixty!

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  23. Ah Darcy, you have got to try a New Glarus Spotted Cow!

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  24. I received an urgent message that the bar has been opened. I am here to protect you!

    Now hand over those beers and remove your garments.

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  25. Well now..... looks like I inadvertently cleared out the bar.

    Time for dinner.

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  26. I used to be an avid cyclist. I noticed that one guy seemed to be particularly successful picking up women. I asked him what his secret was. He said "Put some potatoes in your Lycra cycling shorts."

    So I did, but when I walked into a room after a ride I had the same effect that Haz just mentioned. Place cleared right out.

    I saw the guy again I asked him about that - he said "Next time, put the potatoes in the front of your shorts."

    Not sure that potatoes in a toga would even work, but I am just here to help, people.

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  27. OMG. Althouse thinks Chickie is a feminist liberal sexual deviant murderer.

    See Democratic War on Women thread, her comment from this morning, LMAO!

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  28. Reminds me of that old joke:

    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

    That's not funny!

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  29. AllieOop said...
    OMG. Althouse thinks Chickie is a feminist liberal sexual deviant murderer.

    She does?

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  30. She is not a well person. But she is humorless.

    I could go on about her loss of mental acuity due to her alcoholism or tertiary syphilis, but talk about plowing dusty old furrows!

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  31. I'm not sure Allie, but it sounds like she's more upset at you and leslyn. Anyway, I fell on my sword for you two over there and took the ultimate blame.

    Confucious say: Pen is mighty like sword.

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  32. Trebek, you're sittin' on a goldmine!

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  33. Hey what did I do? I didn't even mention your filet joke in the comment I made about Kleefisch in response to your question about her to me.

    I'm not the other piece of bread.

    And that Leslyn is a BIATCH.

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  34. Hey, I stuck up for you too Chickie, did she delete that?

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  35. Well at least she knows it was a joke, she just didn't find it funny, she IS humorless.

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  36. @Allie: Is that Andy R. dweeb a kumpel of yours? He's starting to sound awfully familiar. I guess I shouldn't have threatened to harass him over there the other day.

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  37. We watched "The Tempest" (2010) last night. Should have watched Much Ado About Nothing.

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  40. Quite a few of them sound very familiar.

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  41. Andy R's rhetorical style is starting to sound like Ritmo's. They even worship the same heros.

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  42. Ummm....I thought we were hanging out at Troopers in order to avoid the bs that goes on at TOP.

    Some of it seems to have stuck to your shoes.

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