Thursday, April 26, 2012

NFL QB Sought by FBI

When I heard that an NFL quarterback was being sought by the FBI I started to laugh. But then I found out it was Ryan Leaf. You see I thought it was Aaron Rodgers.

You know that he is a butt burglar.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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33 comments:

  1. chickelitApril 27, 2012 at 12:01 AM

    I had to look up "butt burglar" on Urban Dictionary.

    That's nasty, troop.

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  2. blakeApril 27, 2012 at 12:36 AM

    I can't condone the burgling of butts.

    I don't think.

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  3. Michael HazApril 27, 2012 at 8:50 AM

    Breaking Sports News!! The New Orleans Saints are being fined (again) because their O-line coach posted a bounty payable to any draftee who sacks Roger Goddell on stage during the NFL draft show.

    (See how I didn't take the bait you put out there by disparaging Aaron Rodgers, the greatest QB in the history of Greatness? And how I didn't say something like "Oh yeah?? At least he didn't have his big brother hold his hand on the way to practice??? Or something?)

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  4. ndspinelliApril 27, 2012 at 10:11 AM

    "Have I told you the Giants won the Super Bowl?" Haz, that's Troopers auto response. It's as stale as week old pizza, but that's all he's got. And, since he's busy, I though I would just make his comment for him.

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  5. Michael HazApril 27, 2012 at 10:36 AM

    Spin - Troop has to say it so often because it seldom happens that the Giants win a Super Bowl.

    Now if I'd say "Did I tell you that the Packers won the Super Bowl?" You'd probably answer "What? Again? Is that why they're building that addition to Lambeau, because the trophy room is full, again?"

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  6. Trooper YorkApril 27, 2012 at 3:34 PM

    Since 1980 the Giants have one four Superbowls and lost one. The Packers have won two and lost one.

    So the Packers really have to take a back seat to the Giants for the last thirty two years. Just sayn'

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  7. Trooper YorkApril 27, 2012 at 3:35 PM

    And the trophy room is full. Of cheese.

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  8. chickelitApril 27, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    Since 1980 the Giants have one four Superbowls and lost one.

    I don't get the date qualifier there, Troop. They're both old franchises--why not go back to the 1960's?

    And surely the Giants have won more trophies since the beginning of football--before the Superbowl.

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  9. chickelitApril 27, 2012 at 4:33 PM

    I mean, I thought you sportsdudes were all into statistics off the tops of your heads.

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  10. Michael HazApril 27, 2012 at 4:45 PM

    Both teams have won four Super Bowls.

    The Packers have won 11 NFL Championships; the Giants have won 4 NFL Championships.

    The Giants were evicted from New York and are hiding out in New Jersey.

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  11. blakeApril 27, 2012 at 4:58 PM

    When the Bruins beat the Rangers
    For that Stanley Cup
    I got so drunk
    I could not stand up

    When the Mets don't win
    I get upset
    I got a bullet hole
    In my TV set

    Seven is a heaven
    Nine is a cloud
    It's great to be one
    Of the home team crowd

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  12. chickelitApril 27, 2012 at 5:04 PM

    The Packers have won 11 NFL Championships; the Giants have won 4 NFL Championships.

    That says David vs. Goliath right there. I'm for the Packers all the way. Of course, some on the left are all into hating David these days.

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  13. ndspinelliApril 27, 2012 at 5:16 PM

    What Haz said!

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  14. ndspinelliApril 27, 2012 at 5:25 PM

    Being completely oblivious about anything involving being cool or fashionable, my bride and I were watching the Brewer game this week. I said to her, "It seems like Braun[her fav] always has a 5 day crufty beard", as seen in the photos you provided. She said, "Well that's the style." I had a 4 or 5 day growth @ the time and said, "I guess I'm in style." Her reply was quick, "No..you're just a lazy slob who only shaves once a week even though you have a thick beard. Braun trims it that way." I was fucking clueless and truly amazed. But, in my mind now, I'm hip 2-4 days a week.

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  15. ndspinelliApril 27, 2012 at 5:26 PM

    I do shower daily.

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  16. The DudeApril 27, 2012 at 5:39 PM

    That's pretty funny, calling Ryan Leaf a quarterback. When he "retired" Jim Rome said "How can you retire when you never did the job?"

    He was correct. Jamarcus Russell thinks Leaf was a big bust.

    I think Jane Russell was.

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  17. Trooper YorkApril 27, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    I went back thirty years because that is the modern era of football. Everything changed in the 1980's.

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  18. Trooper YorkApril 27, 2012 at 6:26 PM

    People do the same thing in baseball.

    There is something called "The Modern Era."

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  19. Trooper YorkApril 27, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    And the reason why I started in 1980 is because it makes my argument better.

    Don't you guys pay attention?

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  20. Michael HazApril 27, 2012 at 6:41 PM

    I laugh in your general direction.

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  21. Michael HazApril 27, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    That is a cute picture of Mr. and Mrs. Eli Manning on your other post, by the way.

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  22. Trooper YorkApril 27, 2012 at 7:40 PM

    Have I told you lately that Eli Manning has two Super Bowl rings?

    Brett Farve and Titus Rodgers each have one a piece.

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  23. chickelitApril 27, 2012 at 7:47 PM

    How many does Starr have?

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  24. blakeApril 27, 2012 at 7:48 PM

    Titus has a Super Bowl ring?

    Tits!

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  25. Trooper YorkApril 27, 2012 at 8:30 PM

    Bart Starr also has two Super Bowl rings if we are just talking about "Super Bowls."

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  26. Trooper YorkApril 27, 2012 at 8:31 PM

    He also photocopied his junk and mailed it to Angie Dickenson.

    It's a Packer's thing.

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  27. chickelitApril 27, 2012 at 9:04 PM

    blake said...
    Titus has a Super Bowl ring?

    I'd like to buy a vowel FTW, please.

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  28. The DudeApril 28, 2012 at 6:12 AM

    Souper?

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  29. ndspinelliApril 28, 2012 at 10:30 AM

    Trooper, We notice you spinning like your soulmate James Carville. We just tire calling you on all your Carvillisms sometimes.

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  30. ndspinelliApril 28, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    Favre was a Jet when the junk shot happened. Seems like North Jersey turns players into perverts ala your hero LT or gangsters like your other hero Plaxico.

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  31. Trooper YorkApril 28, 2012 at 6:34 PM

    Yeah like that's the first time that happened.

    There are a whole boat load of women who have photo's of Brett Farve's junk in Wisconsin.

    Some of them post on this very blog.

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  32. blakeApril 28, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    Autographed, even.

    Don't ask what with.

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  33. The DudeApril 28, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    Some of them are called "Meade".

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