It is not worth even trying because life is itself just too funny.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Obama is the anti-Clinton.
ReplyDeleteThat really did lend itself to a new(?) euphemism, huh?
ReplyDeleteIck, though. Really?
Yo, plait the game, y'all!
ReplyDeleteLoved her dress in "True Lies"
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I loved her undress in "True Lies". But I suppose that goes without saying.
ReplyDeleteTrue Lies is the only time I liked Tom Arnold.
ReplyDeleteSee what you stimulated there, Troop?
ReplyDeleteI must say she was hot in True Lies and I am not a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteDoes Obama prefer the yogurt where the fruit's on the bottom?
ReplyDeleteAllie, Your hetero preference is on the record and stipulated to by all.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, Allie. She was sexy in that. In skimpy lingerie!
ReplyDeleteI tried on a bikini today and...well, I'm going to wear it. But. Dang it. I don't look like that. I'll never look like that.
So Jaime gets huge kudos for getting in that shape.
I'm also hetero. I mean, mostly.
ReplyDeleteI kid. :)
Does Obama prefer the yogurt where the fruit's on the bottom?
ReplyDeleteI don't know about POTUS but I can name a couple fluffers whose favorite flavor is Barry.
Fluffer nutters!
ReplyDeleteNow, there's a completely innocent phrase rendered amazingly dirty by our corrupt modern world...
ReplyDeleteA berry sammich?
ReplyDeleteWoof--it's what's for dinner
ReplyDeleteDarcy said...
ReplyDeleteI'm also hetero. I mean, mostly.
Can we talk, folks? I've never known an attractive woman who didn't "flirt" with lesbianism. Never. Which is one heckuva big difference between the sexes. Cause on our side you're either on Titus' team or you're not. But on the other side there's a lot of switch hitting and apparently it's no big deal. This is not meant as criticism. Just an observation.
Can we talk, folks? I've never known an attractive woman who didn't "flirt" with lesbianism. Never.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you might have been in some threeways, ricpic.
ricpic,
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's part of your definition of "attractive", ever think of that?
I think women don't flirt with girl-girl thing seriously as much as they pretend to. But for sure, there's much less of the visceral repulsion that men feel.
That said, I've known a few women who were positively repulsed and offended.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's part of your definition of "attractive," ever think of that?
ReplyDeleteThat is seriously insightful. It's a chicken and egg question. All I can say is that the women I found attractive and spent even a minimal amount of time around were either hit on by other women (which I witnessed) or alluded to interludes with other women.
How about a roll call of our female TYers?
ReplyDeletePurely for scientific purposes, of course.
alluded to interludes
ReplyDeleteSounds like a lube job.
hinted at interludes
I'm not repulsed nor am I interested by lesbian sex, I'm puzzled. It seems so evident that a man and a woman fit together so nicely, like a puzzle piece in just the right spot, like ham and eggs, like peanut butter and jelly, like carotts and peas.
ReplyDeleteThat's Allie's deep thought of the day.
I'm neither repulsed nor offended, but I know myself very well, and while a very attractive woman would definitely be noticed by me, there isn't a comparison - as far as reaction goes - to the attentions of an attractive man. Not even close.
ReplyDeleteI haven't had much experience with women hitting on me though. Basically none.
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ReplyDeleteOk, deleted my last comment, but just wanted to say, I love ya Darcy, in a completely unsexual way. How many guys here would say that to one another?
ReplyDeleteI love women, in a non feminist , non sexual, more sisterly way.
I love you too, Allie. :)
ReplyDeleteSee what you stimulated here, Troop?
ReplyDeleteI gotta love ya!
Oooo, remember the "love ins" back in the day? For us older folks here.
ReplyDeleteWow! This thread took a scenic route through Vegas and SF. I like it. I've told non family men I love them but only close friends I've known for years. I think I'm pretty mainstream in that regard. Women are more open and mature in that regard.
ReplyDeleteI was 7 in '67. But I do remember the show "Love, American Style"
ReplyDeleteobligatory
ReplyDeleteFor Allie.
ReplyDeleteWindbag, that song puzzles me.
ReplyDeleteBill Engvall spaketh on the most popular subject hereabouts, saying:
ReplyDeleteSome folks aren't exactly reliable as to whether or not they've been hit on or not.
ReplyDeleteHow so, Allie?
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