Monday, May 28, 2012

"Big Brooklyn Style"




There is no way I will be able to post on the day of the show so this open thread is for youse guys to give your reviews of the shows. I hope you like them. Thank you for all of the support the past few months. It was really helpful to me and kept me from punching somebody out. Let me know what you really thing about "Big Brooklyn Style."

234 comments:

  1. Heh. I'll let The Flower give her opinion when. Whaddooiknow?

    Double-feature! Two episodes at 7 and 7:30!

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  2. I think it sucks!!! Oh wait, that was a different show. Never mind.

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  3. I suppose I don't have to worry about spoilers if I watch online.

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  4. It'll be great!

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  5. What sort of drinking game can we play while watching?

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  6. I looked all day long and couldn't find it. Looks like they cancelled it already.

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  7. Just got back from NYC.

    The GWB fucking sucks.

    tits.

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  8. I don't like the name of the show. But it's too late now, and noone ever asked me anyway.

    I also didn't know that GWB lived in NY.

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  9. AllenS,

    Did you orient your rabbit ears to the east? Also try those tin foil triangles.

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  10. I don't have tin foil triangles, John, all my tin foil is on my head in the form of a hat, and I still can't get it to come in. The good news is that the inmates are going to run the insane asylum for a while. How cool is that?

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  11. It'll probably need more cowbell. I'll watch just to confirm.

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  12. My husband is practicing "edging".

    You jack off and have fool around but don't have cum.

    You do this for a month or so and when you actually cum it is amazing.

    It is something that is called tantric sex.

    I don't like it.

    tits.

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  13. I'm going to pretend I'm Simon Cowell while watching BBS.

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  14. So, will all the action be here or on Twitter? Inquiring minds want to know.

    Hmmm... .

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  15. Not too early for Irish Coffee.

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  16. Too late for "edging".

    No "edging" please.

    Just blow the load.

    I need to know you are attracted to me.

    tits.

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  17. I think we all deserve to have the title "Associate Producer."

    Sincerely,

    Michael Haz
    Associate Producer
    Big Brooklyn Style

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  18. I just want to be a gaffer...or fluffer.

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  19. Oh shoot, was it 8:30 Eastern time o the Today show?!

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  20. Of course it was.

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  21. Drinking game... (I have a little inside info...)

    Drink everytime....

    ...someone cries (happy or sad).
    ...someone comes out of the dressing room.
    ...when Lisa yells "Jim!!!!"
    ...when Jim shows up on-camera. (Make it a double!)

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  22. Good ground rules, Chuck. An insider drinking game that would knock anyone of us on our ass would be take a drink for every scene TY is cut from.

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  23. My daughter has it set up to tape!

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  24. So, is everyone going to be live-discussing the show here or on Twitter?

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  25. I'll be here to comment! Very excited to watch.

    Hope everyone had a nice holiday weekend.

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  26. Thanks, Darcy, quiet but good. How about yours?

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  27. Hi Nick! Nice. :)

    I spent time up at the cabin on the lake with my sisters. Really beautiful up there.

    My brand new car, Penelope, made me unhappy, though. Broke down 2 miles from my house on the return trip. Boo.

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  28. Here, to honor Trooper's blog of course.

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  29. FWIW, I'm proud of ya, Troop. Not envious in the least. Do not want the limelight, not even to dance the hucklefucklebuckle. Party like it's 1999 tonight.

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  30. I'm just hoping TY doesn't get shitfaced and cold cock one of those show biz assholes.

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  31. I've rented a tux for the event. I'm expecting the ladies will be wearing dresses and gowns.

    It is a premier, after all.

    We'll all be walkin' the red carpet. I know who'll be the Joan Rivers character.

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  32. Plus, every time Lisa says "Jim!", we drink.

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  33. I am very excited about the show tonight.

    I am sure Troop is ready for his closeup.

    Wouldn't be something I would want to do because I like being anonymous but if it is good for business it will be great for Troop and the family.

    Also, I am looking forward to seeing tits being fitted into bras. That will be nice.

    tits.

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  34. I know who'll be the Joan Rivers character.

    Victoria is showing here tonight?

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  35. It would be nice if the TVed give us TVless a play by play of tonight's show.

    Titus, I know this is not the appropriate time, would there ever be an appropriate time? but I can't get it out of my head (no pun intended) that, by your own statement in an earlier thread, the hog is of no interest to you. This does not compute with you being a poofster. Now, today, in your 9:16 AM comment "I need to know you (the hindu) are attracted to me." That's girl talk, Titus. Either you're putting us all on or you're a multiple personalities case. I vote putting us on.

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  36. I have DirecTV and it's on at 9 pm central time. Channel TLC. Looking at the TV it says starring Lisa Dolan and whatshisname. Oh, I'm just kidding. It says Jim Dolan.

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  37. If the drinking game is have a drink whenever Trooper says something funny, don't bother because they cut all the funny out!

    At least that is what Trooper says.

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  38. Well, this is embarrassing...but I dunno if I'll make it to 10PM! I really want to.

    If I don't, I will record.

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  39. That's right--you're on Eastern time. Central sometimes has its advantages. : )

    Me, I did get my packing done early, but I still have some cleaning to do, so I may have to multi-task as I watch, which I definitely will be doing. I'll definitely check in, assuming anyone shows up here.

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  40. Has the countdown begun?

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  41. I'm wearing a formal bathrobe by Joseph Abboud. And mukluks.

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  42. I'm wearing , oh my God! Their on live!

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  43. Trooper has a low voice!

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  44. I am so excited. Just turned on the tele and Troop was on saying he wanted to own a bar and now is dressing women.

    Perfect.

    tits.

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  45. Just turned to that channel. People up there tawk funny.

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  46. I have never watched What Not To Wear.

    Who is the TBQ?

    Tall Black Queen?

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  47. Having tuned into TLC early, I just caught Stacy's brief interview with/intro of Lisa and Jim just before the final bit of WNTW. Up next... .

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  48. There you have it - Lisa had to settle. A lot. Troop?

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  49. Lisa is gorgeous!

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  50. Haha, all I wanted to do is own a bar!

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  51. "All I wanted to do was own a bah!"

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  54. Love it, calm down.

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  55. Fuh da spring. Wintah! Dude, you are killin' me. Awl! Takin' da pic-shahz!

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  56. Uh oh Troopie, is gettin poopie.

    Sweet, the family, Melissa is gorgeous too. Those killer legs again.

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  57. Ok, pourin' a shot here - depressing maudlin cryin' scene. I will be shit faced within minutes!

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  58. Rum and diet cream soda.

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  59. Nipple Patrol!

    I want that job.

    Any vacancies Troop?

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  60. More merlot. Started tooooo early.

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  61. Lisa is fucking amazing.

    Love her so much.

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  62. Troop I am so proud of you.

    I told all of my friends and they are watching.

    You fucking rock.

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  63. Gah! I can't watch yet!

    Is it awesome? It sounds awesome!

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  64. I'm glad TY let his eyebrows grow back.

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  65. I get those tears.

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  66. Oddly enough, I usually wear jeans and a golf shirt.

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  67. Show needs more Jim, less weepy self pity.

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  68. Where did he go? Did they send him home?

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  69. Troop have you met any of the Sister Wives?

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  70. Love Lisa. LOVE her.

    And just as I always thought: In both her and Jim's voice cadences are those of my late, paternal Grandma, whom I miss everyday, to this very day, even after 20 years. Brooklyn born, of immigrant parents. (And my dad was actually born in Brooklyn, too, but the family moved to Wheaton, IL, when dad was 4.)

    Nostalgia drips.

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  71. I agree Sixty. More Troop, less tears.

    But I still love it because it is Troop.

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  72. Mrs Haz says: "The outfit is only part of the equation. The rest of it is letting the person's soul shine through. Lisa is excellent at making that happen."

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  73. I'm wearing flannel PJ bottoms and a tee shirt, stylish.

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  74. Lose the PJs. D'oh! Did I type that out loud?

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  75. Carrie is adorable, needs makeup now.

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  76. Lisa: What I sawr in her.

    Love it.

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  77. The belts are great, shows off the smallest parts of the torso.

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  78. Oh that's a hot dress!

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  79. I don't think I have ever watched this channel.

    My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding? What the fuck.

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  80. Randy Rescue is a major woman.

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  81. He was back on. Then, you could see him in the background with his back to the camera. I figured he was on the computer talking to us about how he wasn't getting enough air time.

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  82. Nipple patrol or control?

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  83. I want nipples in a catalog shoot.

    No nipple patrol!

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  84. He's back on the computer. I could see the screen!

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  85. Ruthie, when you get here (or maybe you already are; I haven't refreshed but when I checked over at Twitter I saw that Michael had alerted you), I want you to know that I enjoyed your tweets. Definitely on the right track. Please be aware that I'm a bit on slo-mo on account of multi-tasking. (Yeah, I was ahead of the curve the other day. But then there were...happenstances. Like a running toilet that dumped [clean] water down through the floor into the relatively newly, but above all at-last, renovated homeschool room. Grrrr. Damnit. But fixed.)

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  86. If they show Jim at the computer, he'll be tweeting in the past.

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  87. Mrs. Haz is wicked wise and insightful.

    This is not a surprise.

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  88. Lenthin. Sore. Awf. Takes me back.

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  89. "A bulldog for plus-sized fashion."

    Sounds like a tagline. Also, good branding.

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  90. Hahaha, I don't have a dress on!

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  91. I love Lisa. She does this on the phone, too, for her online customers. Just sayin'

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  92. Now I can never watch any reality show the same way - pawn shops, storage unit auctions, pickers - the formula is set, only the players change.

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  93. Is the black girl really named Precious?

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  94. The tuxedo jacket is very flattering.

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  95. This show should really help sales, unless youknowwho brings up who won the super bowl.

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  96. Jim can help all the ladies undress.... When Lisa's not looking;)

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  97. There is a show called Extreme Couponing?

    I never knew about all these shows.

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  98. Does Lee Lee's selling any pants?

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  99. Okay, shitfaced here - Preshus weeping, I am drinkin'...

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  100. This show should really help sales, unless youknowwho brings up who won the super bowl,

    Unless??

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  101. Is the Asian chick's name Miami?

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  102. When tlunk sho? Tomorrow. Mayumi is not following directions.

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  103. Jim, ooo la la, the wind.

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  104. Damn Sixty you got shit faced fast.

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  105. My God, they put him in charge and he doesn't have anything to say! Who knew?

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  106. I could watch an entire show of Troop waiting on customers. That would be the best.

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  107. Yeah, half way through my first shot. This maudlin crap really sucks.

    More Jim, less trim. Or something...

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  108. Maybe that's just a setup, but who wants a subcontractor who leaves out linings, omits button holes and otherwise dicks up the product? Meh - when you want something done correctly do it yourself.

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  109. Oh now that Is cute, but iliked the other two also.

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  110. What I wouldn't give to see Oprah walk in now. And Jim has to wait on her.

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  111. I blame Al Gore, LMAO!!

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  112. Jim's back, and he's mad as hell! Well done, Troop!

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  113. I think the new mom looked really cute in the green top, but she was more uncomfortable with the black skirt. That shirt and black slacks would go.

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  114. Titus: Preshus? Based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire.

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  115. It's only the second episode, but when does Don Draper bring Joanie in for a wardrobe makeover?

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  116. I have a feeling that when Lisa belts you it's way different than when Jim belts you.

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  117. I think the show is great. Lisa will be a star. You are very good too and do a heck of a straight man for her. She is amazing.

    It is going to be like Cake Boss with lines around the corner (I remember that place before the show and it was frankly better then).

    But who can begrudge you and Lisa the mansion and the yacht!

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  118. Now they're going to get shit faced!

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  119. They did play up Jim being grumpy, but it endearing.

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  120. I love the "Animal House"-esque updates at the end of the show!

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  121. Proscuitto balls. Crap. Now the secret's out.

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  122. Congratulations, Jim and Lisa. And thanks for making us part of the show behind the show.

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  123. What Michael said.

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  124. Now we're all going to Rao's for the after-party, right?

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  125. The Flower is joining in the drinking game. (With milk.)

    Wow, you guys are wizards.

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  126. NEEDZ MORE JIM!

    Troop, you sound like you're a contralto. I somehow figured you for a baritone.

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  127. Party, like it's 1999!

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  128. Great show - I hope you go on to make many more.

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  129. Okay, we need an outtakes show.

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  130. I'm wearing flannel PJ bottoms and a tee shirt, stylish

    Me too!! We are twins. Mine have pink and black 1950's style cats on them. Way sexy...right?

    Great shows!!! Lisa really connects with her customers and gets them to see how pretty that they can be. I loved the part where you talked about Al Gore and they bleeped you. LOL.

    I would totally wear that tuxedo jacket and skirt combo.

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  131. Night, Haz.

    "Rest well and dream of large women."

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  132. Second shift here.

    I just watched the first episode. Very well put together show. I like the fast pace!


    NOY.ENOUGH.TROOP

    I hope if finds a big audience!

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  133. My flannel PJ's are bunnies, lol.

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  134. Hate the stereotypical reality show sound effects.

    Aw...Jim gets the bassoon effect. Comic relief!

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  135. Pretty good show - but needs more cowbell.

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  136. Elyssa's a bitch.

    Oh, well played, Lisa.

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  137. Well done.

    It's obvious they need more TY, though.

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  138. I still have 1 more hour till it comes on out here.

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  139. Congrats Troop.

    I am so proud to know you.

    My hope for your show is much success and riches.

    Love you Troop.

    tits.

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  140. I'm getting ready to re-watch the re-runs as I'm wrapping things up. Maybe there'll be some overlap starting a half-hour hence.

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  141. Trooper York is becoming like Jim Dolan's dream: a bar becomes a dress shop.

    It's only fitting.

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  142. Congratulations. I thought you both did great. I thought Lisa was luminescent, bringing warmth and light to her customers. Jim was great too. I would have appreciated more jokes, but I know the audience wants to really see Lisa.

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  143. I hope they let a little more Trooper York into each show.

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  144. I would have appreciated more jokes, but I know the audience wants to really see Lisa...I hope they let a little more Trooper York into each show.

    Me too.

    Great Premier though. Good start with a strong connect to Lisa and the shop established! The husband is still packed in the box, wrapped in tissue waiting to be unveiled. MrM looked at me about halfway through and said with solemn wonderment, "They're not letting him be himself!

    Here's hoping another scoop of Brooklyn flavor and a dash more of Jim will soon be added for even more character. The clothing looked great, the transformations came through and the emotions expressed by the women went beyond drama to appear genuine.

    Just don't let them stick you in any suit jacket as tight as the ones Clinton and Ted wear. Maybe roomier jackets is a Midwest thing, but they both look like they could use more breathing room and a touch more drizzle.

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  145. I watched the show and think it is going to be a big success. Congrats to TY and Lisa!

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  146. Well, reading between the lines it sounds as though it was a good show but a little too much schmaltz and not enough vinegar. On the other hand the ladies may prefer weepy sentimental. Have the ratings been published yet?

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  147. This must be said - Lisa has a real talent for designing clothing. You are a fortunate man, Jim, to have such a talented woman in your life. Now shut up and get back to blogging.

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  148. though it was a good show but a little too much schmaltz and not enough vinegar. On the other hand the ladies may prefer weepy sentimental. Have the ratings been published yet?

    The Dumbplumber went to bed to read about 3/4 of the way through the first show because off all the weeping/schmaltz....and especially the high pitched squealing. He did think that the ladies looked really nice in their clothing though.

    Like me he was also more interested in the mechanics/design process. I would really like to see more behind the scenes action of how the shop works, how the designs are done and without the last minute artificial deadline crap that these reality shows always try to shove at us.

    I thought it was touching on how deeply the change of clothing and style affected the women emotionally. Focusing on the issues of the plus sized woman in trying to buy clothing in a one size fits all mentality is really interesting.

    As an aside, we tried to watch the lead in show WNTW where they had the studio audience. It was completely and totally unwatchable. We couldn't stand all of the hype, artificial excitement. It was probably the most fake and nauseating format ever saw and I hope they never ever do it again!!

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  149. I did not last until the show came on. *sigh*

    But! I watched a little of the recording today and read all the comments.

    1. Lisa is LOVELY!

    2. Jim is adorbs (moreso than I suspected, in fact)

    3. You guys who live blogged this - thank you! I smiled and giggle reading all of it. It gives me a nice setup for watching the whole show now.

    4. I'm anxious to see the magic that Lisa works, having worn a much larger size than I do now - and in fact, I think I'm still considered "plus size" if I'm a 10, no? Anyway, feeling pretty is so important, and designing clothes that flatter larger women and make them feel pretty is a wonderful thing!

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  150. Oh, you are a 10, Darcy, we know that much. ;^)

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  151. I'm late to the game but congrats, Troop! From all accounts the show was a smashing success. Glad for you and your lovely wife.

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  152. Who knew a soprano sax could be in tune with itself? This guy knew.

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  153. Congratulations, Trooper and Lisa!
    Great to see you on teevee!

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  154. Aww, thanks, Sixty and Bruce. :)

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  155. Sixty Grit -

    The most difficult part of that piece is giving the impression you have something productive to do for 15 minutes. Your back is to the audience, but the orchestra knows.
    Some let their mind wander. This good Austrian, for example, fantasized giving breast massages.

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  156. Yeah yeah, the show's gonna be a hit and I can then hit Troop up for a loan but more important, Titus, answer my questions! Montana Urban Fiasco is backing me up on that demand.

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  157. Yeah, what ever happened to Brazilian Wax? Did he go live with Garage and the Douchebag?

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  158. Congrats to the Dolans. I am certainly no reality tv expert..I hate the genre, but this has found an instant niche. Having a daughter who looks like the women on the show there were some genuinely poignant moments. Your bride is vivacious and I see why she is the star.

    I just watched both episodes on my dvr. Here's a constructive critique. You are difficult to understand, my friend. Now, let me also say part of the problem is editing.

    Over my career I have edited well over a thousand videotapes. Early in my career, I found a great editor. He had his own biz and also shot and edited fishing shows for ESPN. He was a cokehead so when I had a lot of video to edit I would bring beer to his studio to keep him off the ceiling. This guy taught me a lot and eventually I edited my own raw footage the last 10-12 years. We hardly ever edited in the sound since it often had baseball games[radio] me swearing, farting, etc. and it wasn't pertinent. He taught me how to lead into an edit so it makes sense visually. Understand, sometimes I would be editing down 8-10 hours of raw footage into a 23-24 minute highlight tape. As you know, that's the length of a half hour show and pretty much the limit of a jurors attention span. And I surmise they shot hours for just one show.

    Although I don't watch these shows it's obvious they love quick cuts or jump cuts for effect. With the others, the quick cuts didn't take away from the sound editing and I could understand the point and what was said. The part about Al Gore I had to replay 4 times to get it. You're going to need to work on your diction. This is said w/ only the best of intentions. However, I know the road to hell is paved w/ good intentions.

    Again, I think this is a winner. They're not going to change their editing style because apparently that's the standard. You can change your diction because we all know you have a lot more to bring to the plate.

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  159. I turned on closed captioning - being partially deaf that's almost a necessity when trying to understand Y*nkees.

    Tuhned awn clost capshanin'.

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  160. Folks, Go to CarrollGardensPatch for some great photoss of the premiere "pawty."

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  161. ...it seems like just yesterday...

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  162. "Trooper York" was fun while it lasted and I got a lot more attention and notice here than over at TOP as did probably most of us who were ever regulars here except for Meade (and maybe Titus).

    But there's no reason to get weepy...we eulogized the man once before and he came back from the dead. It can happen again.

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