We had to close the store on Monday because we had spend the whole day learning and practicing our spontaneous lines that we have to say on camera.
You see they take things we said in the filming and rewrote them and we have to say them in the talking heads because they cut that footage out of the show.
Lisa is redoing the opening for the seventh time because they need to chop one second off tof the rough cut.
I don't care how much we have to repeat it but I just wish they would be more off the cuff. That is the most fun for both us and the audience.
Tomorrow we will film all day and we have to get all the bytes they need in one day as they will not be filming again.
The women look great but you've aged, Trooper!
ReplyDeleteShouldn't someone sue "reality" TV for false advertising?
ReplyDeleteShouldn't someone sue "reality" TV for false advertising?
ReplyDeleteGuys like Hulk Hogan started that whole dishonest schtick.
This shit took a lot out of me.
ReplyDeleteThat has to be Lisa's sister on the end next to her, they are both gorgeous women. What legs on those two!
ReplyDeleteHope it's worth it.
ReplyDelete'course, the great stories come from hellish times, eh?
Mansion and a yacht! Of course what you have already is priceless.
ReplyDeleteIs that you in the middle Troop?
ReplyDeleteThat is our daughter next to Lisa.
ReplyDeleteOh wow! Lisa and your daughter look like they could be sisters! Seriously!
ReplyDeleteDid you all know that Massachusetts gave us Tavares?
ReplyDeleteDon't Take Away The Music.
tits.
And Donna Summer was a Dorchester girl.
ReplyDeletetits.
The old man is dressed for winter. When you're old you're cold. Not me!
ReplyDeleteTitus' comments are becoming increasingly surrealistic. The Hindu must've dropped him.
ReplyDeleteI created a process called the burb/fart combo.
ReplyDeleteHow is works is I burb and then immediately after the burb I rip a fart.
I complete the process by saying, "combo".
The burb/fart combo-try it, it's fun.
Lifting the leg or squatting while ripping the fart can add additional fun. Also, lifting arms while burbing can create enjoyment.
tits.
Still married to the dot head Ricpic.
ReplyDeleteSorry it took so long for me to get over here, Troop, but I've had my hands full. Congratulations, Homie! I can't wait to check out the show.
ReplyDeleteHere's my latest:
The Crack Emcee's 1st Podcast For The Macho Response
Needless to say, you can take your time getting there,...
Titus,
ReplyDeleteI complete the process by saying, "combo".
And that's where I laugh.
Nice to know where you are, dude,..
How is works is I burb and then immediately after the burb I rip a fart.
ReplyDeleteHow do you keep from creating a vacuum inside yourself?
Okay. I LOL'd at that.
ReplyDeleteTitus has invented being Ralph Kramden...
ReplyDeleteI think Crack is stalking his new girlfriend, Allie. You two were like Ali/Frazier 4 @ TOP! Now..lets have a clean fight, no head butting, no low blows, touch hands and wait for the bell.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a burb?
Darcy said...
ReplyDeleteOkay. I LOL'd at that.
I hope you LOL'd at me because (a) that's a goal here and (2) that would make my day. :)
Oh dear God, he's here!
ReplyDeleteI left you a nice tribute in "our" thread Crack.
Maybe Crack and Allie could be a couple?
ReplyDeleteWould that work?
There seems to be some sexual tension.
Yes, your reply to Titus did make me laugh out loud, Bruce. :)
ReplyDeleteI laughed again when Nick asked what a burb was.
You guys crack me up.
Titus, you are dear dear man, but, NO.
ReplyDeletePodcast kept shutting down on me.
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