I am going to sail it up and down the eastern seabord. Then I am going to park it. Find the nearest tavern. Sit down with my book. And relax.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
When you get a yacht, get a captain also.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that book? I can't zoom in enough.
ReplyDelete"Luck and Pluck; or, John Oakley's Inheritance" by Horatio Alger.
ReplyDeleteIt is the story of how a poor boy pulled himself up by his boot straps.
I tried pulling myself up by my bootstraps, back when I owned some boots, but nothing happened. Gravity must have been less strong back when the Horatio was better.
ReplyDeleteWhen you dock Cap'n, be sure to offload a case or two of this (for her pleasure).
ReplyDeleteThat last comment was a continuation of a comment thread several months ago--something about an island off of Newfoundland.
ReplyDeleteMug's Game
ReplyDeleteDidn't know what it meant until I looked it up, but if you're going to write a book while bobbing around on your yacht and fingering the scrimshaw, I think it would make a fine title.
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ReplyDeleteSailing in the Tropic of Capricorn, something to do before one dies, if you like sailing that is. My grandkids love sailing, they take sailing lessons on the lake in summer.
ReplyDeleteIt's so beautiful on the mornings the kids are in sailing school, all the sailboats look so gorgeous going this way and that, a few near misses makes it a bit hairy once in a while though.
My grandson is a natural sailor, my granddaughter tolerates it, after getting hit in the head with the boom a couple of times.
We also get the small planes with the pontoons, what the heck are they called? I've yet to get a ride in one of those, those landings on the lake are amazing to watch, a bit scary at times when you're sitting on the pier and zoom, whoosh, comes the plane not far over your head. So far no mishaps.
Pontoon planes
ReplyDeleteBe sure your yacht has a ramp. I'll ride there, stop for a couple of books and some Jameson, and meet you where ever the yacht is parked.
ReplyDeleteSkip the romantic crap. Buy something with a big motor.
ReplyDeleteWell, that makes sense! Isn't there another name for them though? Like Poo in your pants plane, or Oh God we're going to crash into the lake plane, or Look out for the boaters! plane? or LMAO I just scared that lady sitting on the pier plane?
ReplyDeleteWe get the little Sailplanes too.
Well yachts have big motors and big price tags.
ReplyDeleteHe already has something with a big motor.
ReplyDeleteJust don't get too far into motorboating because can be risky.
ReplyDeleteHaving led an interesting and eventful life I never really thought much about a bucket list - couldn't think of anything to do before I die that I hadn't already done.
ReplyDeleteAnd even though I have lapped Daytona at what the driver said was 175 mph, and figured that had quenched my need for speed, an idea has been starting to rattle around my brain - to go to Bonneville or a similarly flat place and drive a car over 200 mph. Not saying it will ever happen, just it's good to have goals. Oh yeah, joining the 200 mph club - I can see it now...
I better see if I can get a reality tv show - that seems to be a sure path to riches.
I've been on a bunch of fishing trips in Canada where you load onto a pontoon plane and the guy flies you out to a lake where you are the only people there for 3 or more days.
ReplyDeleteMichael Haz said...
ReplyDeleteHe already has something with a big motor.
Der Mund?
I better see if I can get a reality tv show - that seems to be a sure path to riches.
ReplyDeleteRags to riches to ragging, apparently.
Don't forget raging. It's all the, well, never mind...
ReplyDeleteSixty--
ReplyDeleteWait, if you're going to join the 200mph club, is that kind of like the "Mile High" club?
'cause...that'd be interesting.
I suppose I could slow down to 200 mph, just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteDo you smoke after sex? Don't know, never looked.
Sometimes the old jokes are the best.
The Royal Chicken Clucker informed his twitter followers about TT Burnett's new blog. As a result I have been listening to Queen of the Night arias sung by a variety of sopranos. I cannot thank him enough for leading me down that path of marvelous distraction.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Dessay, Diana Damrau and others - I am in heaven. Ol' Wolfie sure could write an occasional good tune, boy howdy.
Check out http://shadowofselves.blogspot.com/ - it's well worth a visit.
@Sixty Grit - The 200 mph club is a lot of fun, but going slower in a race car that you drive is even beter. I went to the Skip Barber Driving School and did laps around Road America in a single-seat, Indy-style car. I don't think I went over 140 mph, but whipping through the corners was awesome.
ReplyDeleteI am going to sail it up and down the eastern seabord.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a western seabrod too? Eastern might get tired.
Also on that mythical super 8 film I mentioned needing help with uploading is some footage of the 1968 "Firecracker 400"
ReplyDeleteYeah, the g-forces are eyeopening, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteIn any case, my bucket list has but one item, currently, and I will never get anywhere near achieving it, it's just a dream.
I have been over 1,100 kph in an airplane at over 40,000 feet, but there was no sensation of speed, that's for sure. No scenery zooming by - nothing but night.
Sixty used to be Francis Gary Powers.
ReplyDeleteYou too?
ReplyDeleteYou look like Alan Hale! Where is your little buddy?
ReplyDeleteDo reality stars make lots of money?
ReplyDeleteI don't know about their compensation packages, as opposed to Cloud fucks.
I really want to go sailing. I've never been! I'm a little afraid of deep water, but I'd still go.
ReplyDeleteThere are so many things I've never done and want to do. The list is too long. I think I'd better start the list anyway, and I'd better get crackin' on ticking things off.
Do reality stars make lots of money?
ReplyDeleteLots of exposure and contacts wanting to "do" them seems to be one of the bennies.
Hence the appeal of yachts and mansions. The rules of nature are clearer than the rules of men.
Dude I lost money on this whole gig.
ReplyDeleteI only hope and pray I get a lot of new customers from the exposure.
I think I will but that just means paying for more inventory and more work to make things to sell. That's a good thing but not pure profit. The Real Housewives types are the ones that make the big bucks.
We need a bucket list post. A thread where we can list and discuss the things we'd still like to do, but haven't yet done.
ReplyDeleteIt'd have to be a G rated list. No, wait. PG-17 should work out better; we're all adults here most of the time.
It shouldn't be lists of practical things. It should be lists of things we'd each want to do if the winning lottery ticket was ours.
Start dreaming.
Bucket list:
ReplyDeleteRide a riverboat from St. Louis to New Orleans.
Cross the Atlantic on a luxury steamship.
Ride in hot air balloon.
Pilot a Fokker DR1.
Shoot a Vickers machine gun.
Publish a paper in Science or Nature.
ReplyDeleteTrip to Africa and India.
ReplyDeleteEye-opening movie at Cannes about sex tourism in Kenya: link
ReplyDeleteIs this trend somehow inspired/reinforced by our POTUS?
I mean, some of the ladies on "The View" could relate...
ReplyDeleteYeah, and some of those Fokkers were Messershmitts!
ReplyDeleteHave sex with Christie Brinkley.
ReplyDeleteBucket list:
ReplyDeleteWindjammer cruise around the Caribbean swimming on private coves with beautiful clear water and sandy beaches where no one else is around...well except for the crew of the ship of course.
Take an RV or 5th wheel and go for months around the back roads of America with absolutely no itinerary, shopping at little antique and second hand stores all along the way.
Ride in a 1949 Buick Roadmaster Convertible. Better yet. Own the damned thing!!
Spend several days at the Smithsonian Museum.
I wouldn't mind shooting the machine gun either :-)
That's about it. I've traveled enough in my youth and hate big cruiseline ships. I'm pretty happy with my life and don't really want much else.
I wish you much success Troop.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to watch the program.
You will mention Titus in any of the clips?
tits.
Cross the Atlantic on a luxury steamship.
ReplyDeleteYou can do a QM2 Atlantic crossing for about 2K, inside room, or 2.5K, outside or balcony room. Considering that's for 7 nights and (I think) includes meals, it's not outrageous. And that's in July, the height of the season.
Then you hitchhike home.
I took a cruise once. From Oakland, CA to Qui Nhon, Viet Nam. We sailed on the USS General William Weigel, a troop ship. A couple thousand men. The worse 17 days of my life. I hate the ocean. The middle of the ocean is the pits.
ReplyDeleteMy bucket list includes being on Scarlett Johansson's bucket list.
ReplyDeleteCL: Given the HIV rates in Kenya (and Africa in general)...it seems a bit risky now a days.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention Mad Cow disease.
ReplyDelete@EBL: Maybe the women are bug chasers.
ReplyDelete@ricpic: transAtlantic cruises might be cheaper in early April...
ReplyDeletetransAtlantic cruises might be cheaper in early April.
ReplyDeleteWe crossed on the Empress of England in June of 65, leaving through the St Lawrence seaway from Montreal, bound for Glasgow. On the second day out, we passed icebergs. I was eleven, and one of the highlights was playing the penny slots with giant British pennies.
Very cool MamaM! Yes, I would like to see icebergs at sea.
ReplyDeleteIt was cool! Just prior to departure we threw curling paper streamers off the side of the deck to those waving us off on the dock below. Ten years later, in 1975 the boat was sold for scrap in Taiwan. Concorde service started in '76.
ReplyDeleteMama --
ReplyDeleteUSS General William Weigel was placed out of service and struck from the Naval Register on 31 March 1986. She was sold for scrapping on 10 April 1987 for the sum of $1,005,050, and scrapped in Taiwan later that year.
Do all old boats go to Taiwan?
My last "ocean liner" was the USS General Langfitt across the Atlantic from Bremerhaven Germany to New York City, USA. Too bad I don't remember the trip.
ReplyDeleteDo all old boats go to Taiwan?
ReplyDeleteLike the streamers, I miss some of the paper connections from the past, but wouldn't have known what happened to the boat without the internet. She sailed to her demise under her own power.
Seems southeast Asia is where most of the shipbreaking takes place (less regulation, more unquestioned markets available?).
Here's the link for General Langfitt/Translandia with 9 Germany to US voyages, scraped in Texas in 1983.
SonM bought a ride in a 1929 Ford Tri-Motor this weekend. All mechanical. The single extra seat upfront was sold out, so he was one of nine passengers--said it was worth every cent.
For Mad Cow Disease you need only go to TOP
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