Monday, June 4, 2012

IT'S CRAZY I TELLS YA!!!!!!!!!!!!



The website was down for a while because we had over 3 million hits in a 36 hour period. The web weasel said it would be no problem but he lied as usual. So we have been scrambling to get the site working.

It has been on and off and even with that problem I have an enormous amount of on-line orders and people coming in the store and calling us. I have a giant pile of UPS packages that I am processing. I was in the store till 3am yesterday and will be doing the same today to get everything out.

Lisa has been dealing with the site and I have been handling the store and the phone. They are happy to talk to Chumley so they are not too upset that they don't get to talk to the star. I haven't had much of a chance to do anything.

I mean I know that Hell needs a new PA announcer who will kiss everyone he is talking to so I will get to it soon.

Also I will put up a post about the shows that you will see this Tuesday. The first two will replay at 7:oopm and the new one will be on at 10pm.

Be back soon.
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17 comments:

  1. chickelitJune 4, 2012 at 10:59 PM

    Hoping the show doesn't conflict with pre-coverage of the Wisconsin recall election.

    We vote tomorrow in CA too.

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  2. Trooper YorkJune 4, 2012 at 11:29 PM

    Sorry if you want Wisconsin news you have to look elsewhere.

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  3. Trooper YorkJune 4, 2012 at 11:30 PM

    Well except for the news that the Packers suck and the New York Giants beat their mangy asses.

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  4. Trooper YorkJune 4, 2012 at 11:31 PM

    Did I tell you lately that the New York Giants won the Super Bowl?

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  5. windbagJune 5, 2012 at 8:38 AM

    Bill Maher now is an owner of the Mets. Another reason they suck.

    3,000,000 hits, baby!! Damn that number looks good. I'm happy if I get three hits on my blog. I'd shit a kitten if I had 3,000,000 hits on anything I was part of. Congratulations. When are you going yacht shopping?

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  6. chickelitJune 5, 2012 at 9:21 AM

    windbag said...
    Bill Maher now is an owner of the Mets. Another reason they suck.

    I missed that. That could stand some personal attention from a too-swamped Trooper.

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  7. ndspinelliJune 5, 2012 at 9:23 AM

    Trooper,

    I have a friend in KC who owns a large online boxing equipment biz called Ringside Products. He built the company from his basement in the 1980's when we both worked for the juvenile court in KC. It's a huge biz and he knows exactly what you're experiencing. However, he does sell manly stuff, not girly apparel. I'll put you in touch w/ him if you wish.

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  8. ricpicJune 5, 2012 at 11:31 AM

    Bet ya didn't think it was gonna be this hard to get rich didya?didya?

    A good problem to have.

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  9. TitusJune 5, 2012 at 12:56 PM

    That is quite a few bras to fit tits into.

    tits.

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  10. blakeJune 5, 2012 at 1:07 PM

    Isn't Chumley a walrus?

    Doesn't he eat web weasels?

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  11. MamaMJune 5, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    That is quite a few bras to fit tits into.

    And twice as many tits on average.

    Cup Cake City!

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  12. MamaMJune 5, 2012 at 4:28 PM

    Ready or not, the bell rings tonight for:

    ROUND TWO!

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  13. Evi L. BloggerladyJune 5, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    Mansion and a yacht. Just don't kill yourself getting it.

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  14. TitusJune 5, 2012 at 6:59 PM

    A nipple slip would add huge ratings.

    Just sayin.

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  15. AllenSJune 5, 2012 at 7:01 PM

    Skip the yacht and buy an airplane. That way you could fly to cities to watch football games on Sunday. Like Green Bay.

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  16. AllenSJune 5, 2012 at 7:55 PM

    Unless you've already bought the parrot, eye patch and wooden leg.

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  17. TerriWJune 6, 2012 at 8:02 PM

    To paraphrase the South Park underpants gnomes:

    1. 3 million hits in 36 hours
    2. (a whole shit-ton of Trooper York blood, sweat, and tears)
    3. Profit!

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