Thursday, July 26, 2012

It's all there in Black and White

"Can I help you little man?"
"No I think I am here to help you. I am here to replace Dr. Trey who is busy. My name is Ed. Are you the Blond?"
"I am sorry little boy. The Blond is a figment of your imagination. Now why don't you run along and write some fan mail to someone who is interested. Oh and one more thing."
"Yes?"
"Stop staring at my tits."
"I can't help it they are at eye level."
"Well cut it out. It's all fun and games until someone get's their eyes poked out."
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4 comments:

  1. rcoceanJuly 26, 2012 at 10:24 PM

    Yep she was 5'11".

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  2. chickelitJuly 26, 2012 at 10:36 PM

    You're concerned about vertical dimensions, ocean?

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  3. rcoceanJuly 27, 2012 at 12:13 AM

    That's a great straight-line chick, but I'm not a Trooper York.

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  4. chickelitJuly 27, 2012 at 12:18 AM

    Tough crowd tonight. Where'd all my regulars go?

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