"I don't get it ND. How can they confuse us? We are two different people."
"Don't pay any attention Trooper. I mean that guy keeps talking about his wife when we know it is really just a blow up doll. He doesn't have a clue."
"Shouldn't we have a clue? I mean we are fucking detectives after all."
"Look if they can't tell the difference between the two of us it ain't work talking about."
"I guess that's the truth. Let's get some donuts."
Cops eat donuts. Detectives have time to sit down and have 2 over easy, sausage, home fries[American fries here] and rye toast. And higher order thinkers gently put the eggs on top of the home fries and let the yolk sink in before eating.
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