Friday, July 20, 2012

The Sixto Sense.....


"Why are you staring at me like that chica?"
"You like my eyes I can tell es verdad."
"I have always had the beautiful eyes. Why do the chica's not dig me?"
"I sit here night after night and entertain you and you never reply."
"I am getting pissed."
"It is raining so there is no ball game."
"Maybe I will go to the movies."
"Look.....I see Batman fans."
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21 comments:

  1. ndspinelliJuly 20, 2012 at 12:54 PM

    Stone cold, dude. You are the new Shock Blogger.

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  2. Trooper YorkJuly 20, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    Hey that's what you get for going to DC Comics movies. Just Sayn'

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  3. Chip S.July 20, 2012 at 1:09 PM

    Stop whining and just set up a damn amazon portal.

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  4. Trooper YorkJuly 20, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    Hey buddy I don't do that.

    If you want to contribute buy a dress like the rest of the girls.

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  5. Chip S.July 20, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    I don't buy dresses, I only rent them.

    The hookers are thrown in for free, so it's totally legal.

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  6. chickelitJuly 20, 2012 at 2:31 PM

    The real perp in the Colorado shootings has those evil arching eyebrows that are always a tell of insanity. Stalin had them. Al Gore does too.

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  7. The DudeJuly 20, 2012 at 3:28 PM

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  8. MamaMJuly 20, 2012 at 3:38 PM

    What portent does one evil arching eyebrow signify?

    Surprise moments of lucidity?

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  9. Chip S.July 20, 2012 at 4:22 PM

    he has one polydactyl foot.

    Extra toe jam, but not true grit.

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  10. chickelitJuly 20, 2012 at 4:33 PM

    Sixtoe reminds me of Gregg Brady with a tan.

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  11. The DudeJuly 20, 2012 at 5:43 PM

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  12. Chip S.July 20, 2012 at 6:02 PM

    At least we're reasonably sure he had two feet.

    I understand that b/c of her light tan skin color and her preference for going barefoot, Sixto's sister was called Carmelto.

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  13. MamaMJuly 20, 2012 at 6:33 PM

    When joaquing about sisters around someone with sixtos and a throwing arm, it might be wise to tread lightly.

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  14. Chip S.July 20, 2012 at 7:15 PM

    Sixto tiene mas de sesenta anos ahora, Mamacita.

    No estoy preocupado demasiado.

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  15. chickelitJuly 20, 2012 at 7:31 PM

    Chip S. said...
    Sixto tiene mas de sesenta anos ahora, Mamacita.

    Translated (roughly): "Sixty has more anal sex with whores, little Mama."

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  16. Chip S.July 20, 2012 at 7:34 PM

    Great. Now I've got both Sixto and Sixty looking to mess up my shit.

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  17. MamaMJuly 21, 2012 at 1:16 AM

    You can't fool the MamaM, chickelit.

    She knows "ahora" means now. Which makes this more of a present moment thing, with the rough translation changing to "Sixty now has more anal sex."

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  18. The DudeJuly 21, 2012 at 9:28 AM

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  19. MamaMJuly 21, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    Present moment, Sixty, present moment. No dipping into what is past or temporarily unavailable due to HSW concerns, reconstruction or renovation.

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  20. chickelitJuly 21, 2012 at 5:52 PM

    HSW

    I'm guessing had sex with?

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  21. MamaMJuly 22, 2012 at 1:55 AM

    Door number 3. Health, Safety and Welfare.

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