No she is not ND Spinelli's date to the senior prom. Although she also became a lesbian.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
She loves Rock and Roll and the Pink Taco. Or maybe the Crimson one when you irritate it.
Anyhoo whose that girl?
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
She was smokin' hot in this video. Love the eye widening and also the hips:
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chickelit is quick. And, I didn't go to my prom. I went to NYC and hung out in Washington Square; smoked weed and drank 16oz. Carling Black Labels in the obligatory paper sack. The priests and nuns surveilled out proms like the Gestapo. From all reports we had a much better time than the prom goers.
ReplyDeleteI went to two proms my senior year with two different girls at two different schools. Was that bigamous?
ReplyDeleteIt was bigayou.
ReplyDeleteI didn't go to any proms! I was just discussing this with some people at my sister's HS reunion.
ReplyDelete"Really?! Well, why not??"
"Well, I was never asked."
Geez. :)
Didn't we go to Twitter prom?
ReplyDeleteOops. We did! My one and only prom date - you. :)
ReplyDeleteActually, I don't recall asking either one. That's how girls rolled in Wisconsin: forward!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that apparently was my mistake!
ReplyDeleteSame thing happened to my son. He got chased down and cornered.
I was so shy that it wouldn't have been possible for me to ask. Stupid shyness!
To anyone who knows about Cheeseheads and drinking go to YouTube and watch Lewis Black Drinking in Wisconsin. It's really just audio w/ a montage of photos.
ReplyDeleteDarcy, Guys are jerks. We would have gladly taken you to NYC w/ us. We would sometimes take women on our midnight runs. And, as I think about this as I write, there were a couple girls who weren't asked to the prom that we should have taken to NYC.
Aww. Thanks, Nick. That would have been fun!
ReplyDeleteHS wasn't everything, as I quickly learned after it was over. I was a late bloomer and I think as it turned out, that was best for me.
Eventually they all become lesbians...but then they go back. It's much more porous on the distaff side. She's a laesbo, then she's a straighto, all is forgiven and she goes on, guilt free.
ReplyDeleteI went to Prom and left the girl because I had a date with some 30 something. I was even on court.
ReplyDeleteWe did it in the Holiday Inn Express.
tits.
We went to Red Lobster for our prom dindin.
ReplyDeleteI had clams with hush puppy's.
I came from a classy place.
tits.
Holiday Inn Express sounds fast and furtive, Titus.
ReplyDeleteOne of my prom dinners was at the Innkeeper, IIRC.
But I don't recall what I ate.
ReplyDeleteEveryone has some reception at Rex's Inkeeper. My sister dated him and his brother. My mom likes to always tell me that Rex's wife in the only woman in Waunakee who had a boob job.
ReplyDeleteVery rich farmers in Waunakee.
On your birthday whatever you age, you take off that many dollars for your dindin. My pop turned 80 last year and his dindin was 1.95-with soup and salad bar, natch.
tits.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Happy Birthday, Titus!
ReplyDeleteTroop needs to bring you a cake post or something.
Bruce, I think you missed the Titus nuance. He said he had sex w/ a 30 year old [man presumably] @ the Holiday Inn Express on prom night. I didn't think there were Holiday Inn Expresses back 20 or so years ago, but I might be wrong.
ReplyDeleteBruce, Did you go to Middleton HS?
@Nick: Yeah, how'd you guess?
ReplyDeleteI left Middleton almost 30 years ago. A lot of hotel building happened in the interregnum.
ReplyDeleteLike a friend of mine told me when I was back, Middleton became much more upscale than when we were running around there.
ReplyDeleteI did learn lots of juicy political gossip which I will never share here because of trust issues. Not the run-of-the mill stuff.
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ReplyDeleteI thought you said that once. My kids went to Monona Grove, which is a 2 town school like Middleton Cross Plains. There was a lot of horseshit w/ the 2 towns and I've heard from folks I know in Middleton and Cross Plains the same there. It came down in our school district that Monona thought they were better and more progressive than us "Grovers." I just wonder your experience.
ReplyDeleteMG and Middleton used to be in same football conference.
ReplyDeleteI knew lots of kids in Cross Plains. Back then there were lots of farm kids too. The socioeconomics have changed so I heard from a former teacher. Farmers have fewer kids now and there's more money in Middleton now.
It is on the vaunted west side lol!
ReplyDelete@Spinelli: But I don't stay there when I go back. My mom sold the house and moved away years ago.
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ReplyDeletePictures or it didn't happen.
Eew. I don't want to see pictures of Titus' Holiday Inn trysts.
No one does.
ReplyDeleteIt was cruel of you to tell us you learned some juicy gossip and then tell us you wouldn't tell us.
Such cruelty. That might be the meanest thing ever written on the interwebs.
It was cruel of you to tell us you learned some juicy gossip and then tell us you wouldn't tell us.
ReplyDeleteI know. I wrote that to bother people who it bothers.
My brother told me about seeing Joan Jett in the 70s once when he was stationed in San Diego. She was in The Runaways then.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to keep that to myself too.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to show us real pictures, Chick, but could you at least draw some stick figures?
ReplyDeleteActually it might of been a Holidome. I think those were around back then.
ReplyDeleteHolidome, Holiday Inn Express, what's the fucking dif.
And thanks Chick, it was my birthday and I had a wonderful time.
tits.
Titus, Although I'm a retired PI it's hard not to let it go. You are, at your own admission, part real and part performance artist. I just like to discern what role you're in at any particular time. I'm 100% Nicholas D. Spinelli, and as I said in an earlier post, we all are to varying degrees ourselves. I don't get into the sockpuppet stuff, and could care less about scrutinizing that. This is not done w/ any intent to cast aspersions on your integrity. I find the real and performance Titus usually fascinating. It's just my nature and training to determine fact from fiction.
ReplyDeleteAs a gesture of good will, I had withheld the name of the restaurant w/ the best scallops both my bride and myself have ever eaten. That was ostensibly done so I wouldn't hear you slurping in the bathroom stall. That was mostly a joke on my part although I have experienced that sound in stalls and it's just not very pleasant. The restaurant is The Quaterdeck in downtown Falmouth. They make superb broiled and fried scallops. However, the best are their blackened scallops served w/ a garlic aioli. Buon appetito.
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ReplyDeleteHolidome, Holiday Inn Express, what's the fucking dif.
ReplyDeleteHolidomes were steamy. They reeked of chlorine, and tended to be filled on weekends with the shouts and echos of noisy and unruly children doing forbidden and unsupervised things like cannonballs and running on the pool deck. While a Holidome might have room for a slippery and seedy bathroom tryst, an Express would accommodate the act and speed.
I prefer Kathleen Kim
ReplyDeleteKim, while adverbally fowl, was always the foul one of the bunch. I heard she does chainsaw art these days or sumsuch.
Holidrome sounds rinky-dinky.
ReplyDeleteMamaM: your mention of "running on the pool deck" reminded me of this epic rant by Kathleen Hanna: link
ReplyDeleteMamaM, You nailed the Holidome syndrome, particularly on cold winter weekends in the northern states!
ReplyDeleteActually, Since major corporations like to market to the gayts[Jason the Commenter had a good link on that], maybe Titus could do one of those, "I stayed @ a Holiday Inn Express laaaaaaast night"