No one could understand why Mother Bear was behaving the way that she was. She had always been so modest and conservative. She would wear her frocks and housecoats and spend all her time knitting. But all of a sudden she became very sexual.
She started dressing provocatively. Speaking lewdly. Leaving her Ipad at porno sites like MIFL Hunter and Literotica. And she was really really seductive toward Brother Bear.
She would run around the house in scanty outfits. Pose on the furniture. All in all she drove poor Brother Bear to distraction.
To the point that he had to take his frustration out on campers with long brown hair. You see Mama Bear was a ginger so it was a safe outlet for his sexuality.
It was just too violent.
I blame Mama Bear.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)
Hey, dude, you're a trend!
ReplyDeleteGood quote in Blake's trend article:
ReplyDeleteWe find her very brave, a little sassier," she said of the average plus-size shopper.
As for Mother Bear's problem, I blame hormones. Then again, it may have been one loose screw that set the house a shakin'.
Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail all in one.
ReplyDeleteThe Beatrix knows how to deal with a naughty Peter. Not so kind with the BooBoo.
ReplyDeleteTrooper, you never give me enough time to take your poll.
ReplyDeleteThats all I got for now.
Len, you can vote right now in comments!
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ReplyDeleteSummer's over. Time for the Mother Bear to fold up the revealing beachwear and find a nice lightweight pair of slacks to accompany her into the fall.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a mugshot AllenS.
ReplyDeleteThe days have been flying by, with the holiday weekend followed by starting new hours. Missed catching up here.
ReplyDeleteWent on a fun canoe trip with my family on Sunday. Here's a pic from that, taken by my nephew from his kayak. I really like this pic for some reason even though you can't really see us well.
Hey Darce, welcome back. Nice picture - looks like a cool place to be to end the summer.
ReplyDeleteHopefully you didn't run into any banjo pickers.
ReplyDeleteOr garlic eaters...
ReplyDeleteHehehe. Not that back-woodsy up there, thank goodness. Some really gorgeous properties on the Au Sable River though. Wishing I had $$$. And more time. :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, you know you are way back in the woods when you encounter people whose last name ends in a vowel. Even I, as a denizen of Outer Appalachia, fear such an encounter.
ReplyDelete'Ey, whachu lookin' at?
Sixty, You're probably a dago wannabe.
ReplyDeleteYou got that right, Spinelli. Now put down that moonshine and get back to tracking miscreants!
ReplyDeleteI assume Troop is watching the game tonight...
ReplyDeleteRomo.
ReplyDeletendspinelli, is Manning Scots Irish?
ReplyDeleteEBL, Manning is Gomer's outside child w/ Aunt Bea. So he might be Scot Irish.
ReplyDeleteWell he is the only Goober with two Super Bowl rings in the past four years.
ReplyDeleteFor you Troop
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