“You are obvious, boy. You are difficult to miss. If you came to me in company with a purple lion, a green elephant, and a scarlet unicorn astride which was the King of England in his Royal Robes, I do believe that it is you and you alone that people would stare at, dismissing the others as minor irrelevancies.”
You know how I know you're gay, man?
ReplyDeleteDude you got to stop watching Paul Rudd movies.
ReplyDeleteThe whole gang was filming in Marco Polo a couple of weeks ago. Rudd, Bradley Cooper and a cast of thousands.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if that Zach guy was there but the dude with the glasses from Hangover was in it too!
ReplyDeleteWait was it Paul Rudd or Stevie Carrell?
ReplyDeleteIf you're talking Hangover, it wasn't Rudd, it was Bradley Cooper.
ReplyDeleteInsty had a link to a post saying Brooklyn was the new Manhattan.
ReplyDeleteSorry, man.
Yeah but Insty is a stupid douche. I mean he thinks the evil blogger lady is smart or something. Seriously. What the fuck does he know?
ReplyDeleteWell, he didn't WRITE the article, he just linked it.
ReplyDeleteIt was USA Today! Unimpeachable, right?
He takes pictures so bad that Outhouse's work actually looks good by comparison.
ReplyDelete“Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’
ReplyDeleteBod thought for a moment. ‘The living,’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘...Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book
Man, just reading his quotes makes me want to read that whole book. It looks as though you spent your vacation well.
ReplyDeleteI liked the Graveyard Book, but American Gods rocked.
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