HOW DARE YOU!!!!
I have to go to the new improved Marco Polo which is now open.
See you tomorrow.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Just another manic Friday.
ReplyDeleteOur schedules need to sinc!
ReplyDeleteGlad that you're back.
ReplyDeleteWe don't get to see "Trooper Tits" in fall pics.
ReplyDeletetits.
I love weekends because it allows me to pinch long drawn out loafs.
ReplyDeleteWeekdays it's a quick pinch and off to the mash pit of people.
I love just sitting on the lou and pinching, anticipating, long loafs-like those ketchup commercials...anticipation.
tits.
It looks like you guys had fun. What a pretty place, even if it is a bit blurry. Maybe you need to buy a new camera or some new prescription glasses. Reading the operating manual for the camera is helpful too. :-D
ReplyDeleteNow back to the grind. Keep us posted on your personnel drama.
The mash pit of people
ReplyDeleteWhere Titus does his thing,
He takes some to the cleaners
Others get a ding-a-ling.
Reading the operating manual for the camera is helpful too.
ReplyDeleteHey, that pic was taken by a passing raccoon. Can't expect too much from an animal that's always worried about being run over and eaten by an angry lefty internet commenter.
Typical Finger Lakes weather here. When the sun comes out it's glorious October. Couldn't get any better. Then it goes in and everything goes flat.
ReplyDeleteAll things are as they were then, except YOU ARE THERE!
That just came to me.
Finger Lakes sounds kind of dirty Ricpic.
ReplyDeleteDid you live in Vermont and Florida for awhile?
We need to find you a nice cute young jewish girl....who enjoys sex-is that asking too much?
tits.
If you think Finger Lakes sounds dirty, you'll like one of the lake names: Skaneateles.
ReplyDeleteSkaneateles.
ReplyDeleteLOL Windbag.
Gross.
There are no Jewish girls that enjoy sex.
ReplyDeleteAm I right ricpic or am I right?
The photos are from an I-phone which seems to have enough pixels for instagram but when I enlarge them for the blog they get blurry.
ReplyDeleteJewish girls are amongst the most sensual girls on the planet...until they're not.
ReplyDeleteTitus - I lived in Vermont for a terribly long time and all I got out of it was a hopeless infatuation with one of those Norse goddess types (Norwegian actually) who was still incredibly desirable in her mid 50's.
ReplyDeleteI tried to live in Florida for a brief time. Couldn't stand the blowtorch heat.
Woody Allen movies always talk about Jewish women not enjoying sex.
ReplyDeleteBut Woody is a rice queen commie so I don't always believe that.
Some radial left wing women have been Jewish wish leads me to believe that they could enjoy sex a great deal.
I have had sex with a few Jewish men. I would like to have had more but I don't find them very often. Although Boston is a hub of jews. Liberal Jews too. The Liberal Jews here love the gays and were some of the first to perform gay marriages.
Why is a large percentage of the Jews and Gays best gf's?
Troop, you don't have any Trooper Tits pics from this past trip?
tits.
My primary care doc is a big jew and he always compliments my ass after he gives me a prostate exam.
ReplyDeleteHe tells me hilarious stories about awful assholes he has inspected and tells me they schedule stinky patients at the end of the day.
He has also told me my ass never smells and constantly compliments my clothes choice. He is kind of a straight queen.
He is so fucking liberal. Harvard undergrad, masters and med. Wife Harvard undergrad, masters and law. He has a pic in his office with him and Bill Clinton and him and Mark Ruffalo-who he treated. He is a Cantor at his temple and has attended tons of fag marriages.
His kids are in Brown, Harvard and Yale. Real underachievers.
I go to Beth Israel and all the staff there are jews. Thank God for the Jews. They give back. I fucking love the Jews.
Natalie Portman has to be a tremendous shtoop.
ReplyDeleteShe is actually a classic Ashkenazi type Yid. Fair skin, slightly reddish or dirty blonde hair color, blue/green eyes.
Most of the Jewesses that the goyim lust after are the exotic black haired dark complected Rachel types. Not my cuppa tay.
But then there's no accounting for tastes. Look at you and your hindu fetish.
Well the basic problem with Jewish girls is you don't want a girl blowing you who has a nose bigger than your dick.
ReplyDeleteThat's why black dudes love Jewish Girls.
That was just to continue the meme.
ReplyDeleteSo to speak.
Natalie Portmann is fucking hot.
ReplyDeleteThose eyes and lips and skin and body.
Even I, a fag would fuck that Jew Woman.
She's another Jew liberal.
She also is very sexual and erotic. I bet she knows how to fuck and suck.
Harvard is ruled by Jews. Mostly liberal but also Conservative.
ReplyDeleteSome of the most important conservative minds in the country that are Jews are at Harvard...but they all tend to be socially liberal. Even the conservative jews at Harvard could give a shit about killing your baby or fags fucking....sad.
I'll have you know some of the straightest noses in the voyald can be found on rabbis. And cantors too.
ReplyDeleteTitus is this close to going straight. Think of the little Titi (plurals of Titus) could be running around you at knee level in a few years. Do it. Find a Portman type and fuck her brains out.
My posts have no socially redeeming value. It's come to this.
ReplyDeleteNat Portman is too skinny for me. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteI met a really good-looking Jewish chick one time and offered to take her to dinner a couple nights later. Within those couple of days she'd looked up every piece of info about me.
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing was that apparently there was some guy with the same name as me--definitely not a Jewish-type name--who was a big donor to UJA. So despite my assurance that I wasn't that guy, and despite the very modest restaurant I took her to, she was convinced I was really rich.
So I let her think that, but just for the night.
Chips, You ended the comment before the climax!
ReplyDeleteTrooper, You wouldn't have a problem w/ a pug nosed Jap smoking your rope.
ReplyDeleteNick, TWSS!
ReplyDeleteI do think women are sexy. I am a fag but I love women. I love the way they look, dress, smell, walk, etc. I honestly love tits too. They are so soft and make me feel safe and home. I know some fags don't care for women but I love them.
ReplyDeleteThe vagine makes me a little nervous though. I don't know if I would know what to do with it or make it happy. It could not be any worse than what I do for the hog though because I don't give hog any attention. I don't know if I could climax in a woman either.
Do you think Meade fucks and eats out Althouse? Just she blow him until he chizzes in her mouth...I doubt it.
Do you guys enjoying eating pussy?
This is a serious question too. Do you like your pussy shaved, trimmed or full bush where you get pubes in your mouth which you can use to floss?
ReplyDeletetits.
I like the picture, fuzzy as it may be. You both look relaxed and playful, as if temporarily pulled out of the valise for an adventure.
ReplyDeleteSort of like Bert and Mary entering the sidewalk chalk picture.
I'm wondering if this view of the pair of you happily framed in a crotch is what wound Titus up to the point where he started running in circles yipping about old scents, textures and questions previously answered.
I just watched the Tippy and Hitch movie on HBO and I was mesmerized. Hitch wanted her so bad. Tippy said no. Alma knew about Hitch's sexual prowess and accepted it. Tippy was subjected to real birds pecking at her tits for hours on end. Tip was a Trooper.
ReplyDeleteAnd then came Marnie. Grace Kelly said no, so it was up to Tip to take the reins and shoot the horse. All while nursing Melanie Griffin. Tip is a diva. At 82 her tits are still perky, hair blonde and the bitch loves animals.
God Bless Tippy Hedron.
And God Bless enormous bouncing tits.
tits.
The saddest part of the movie was that Hitch couldn't get a hardon.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens to a man when he can't get a hardon?
I can't fathom not getting a hardon.
I can still get a hardon and I never want to take a pill to get a hardon.
Hardon.
Hardon, Boner, Erection. Woody.
tits.
Flaccid
ReplyDeleteBeyond saggy.
I have a 8 1/2 inch cock with a cut mushroom head and I am grateful. Guys always remark to me what a nice cock I have.
ReplyDeleteIs having a large cock genetic?
My dad once told me he had a pretty large cock, so if it is genetic I say thank you dad.
I have seen guys with really small non erect cocks and I look at it and think, wow that thing is depressing.
ReplyDeleteTree Crotch
ReplyDeleteWith living breathing beings nestled between the limbs.
Bigger than 8 and one half?
Ya Betcha!
Every Saturday night a huge bicycle parade runs by my incredibly expensive loft. There are lights, music, clowns, and women's tits hanging out. I walk to my Juliet balcony and say, "get a life bitches".
ReplyDeleteBut that doesn't work, they still keep parading by.
Tonight they were blasting Lady Gaga's Poker Face.
tits.
Tree Crotch
ReplyDeleteV for Virile
Hard wood.
Filled with sap
And Vigah
That finger lake is pronounced Skinny-ateles. It is actually nice.
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ReplyDeleteMy cock also does not curve to the left or right. It stands up right in the center of my abs.
ReplyDeletetits.