Aunt Lily was really out of control after Uncle Herman left him to marry that slut Carol Herman. She started drinking and hanging around with bad companions.
The worst part was all the plastic surgery she got. She got a nose job and had collagen injections into her lips. She couldn't get Botox because that was dead skin and she was already un-dead so that didn't do anything for her.
When she got her boob job it was all over. They were just huge! Way too big for her frame.
She couldn't get a job with those puppies so eventually she became a stripper to make extra dough to pay for the mortgage on the Munster Mansion.
It was sad really.
I LIKE THOSE TORPEDOES. VERY NICE.
ReplyDeleteI WOULD TITTY FUCK THOSE THINGS.
ReplyDeleteGhastly
ReplyDeleteTHOSE THINGS ARE HOT AND ANY STRAIGHT MAN WHO WOULD SAY NO IS A FUCKING FAG.
ReplyDeleteKeyboards stick
ReplyDeleteAre you listening
Capitols click
Tits are glistening
This unusual site
Makes him happy tonight
Shouting in a hot straight wonder land.
Later on
He'll perspire
As he hopes by the fire
To perform unafraid
With such a bounteous maid
While SHOUTING IN A HOT STRAIGHT WONDER LAND!!!
Og-a-ling straight porn
ReplyDeletein my office cubicle.
Lookin' at huge tits,
they're oh-so beautiful!
I'm getting so turned on,
I'm not sure that I'm queer.
I've gotta leave the office now,
no knob polishing here!
Oh,
Tingle balls,
Tingle balls,
Tingle 'til they burst.
Oh what fun to make a mess;
tho my keyboard is the worst!
Tingle balls,
Tingle balls,
Tingle mes amis.
Does anybody know a way
TO CLEAN A CAPS LOCK KEY?
Mamam and Chip both those postings were abs hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWell done.
"Tits are glistening".
Essi sono falsi.
ReplyDeleteEppur' si muovono
ReplyDeleteKeyboards stick
ReplyDeleteAre you listening
Capitols click
Tits are glistening
This unusual site
Makes him happy tonight
Shouting in a hot straight wonder land.
FUCKING FUNNY SHIT MAMAM.
Og-a-ling straight porn
ReplyDeletein my office cubicle.
Lookin' at huge tits,
they're oh-so beautiful!
FUNNY SHIT, BUT I HAVE A WINDOW OFFICE.
I AM WATCHING A PBS PROGRAM ON SKUNKS.
ReplyDeleteTHERE IS THIS FREAK OF A WOMAN WHO LIVES WITH 18 SKUNKS-THEY ALL SLEEP WITH HER.
"THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO GET ALONG IN AN INCREASINGLY HUMAN WORLD".
SKUNKS.
MY INDIAN UK HUSBAND JUST TOLD ME I AM LIKE A SKUNK-I LIFT MY TAIL AND SPRAY MY SCENT WHEREVER I GO...ISN'T THAT SWEET?
ReplyDeleteNot if you've eaten asparagus recently.
ReplyDeleteThis guy may be as clueless as Titus when it comes to tits.
ReplyDeletewindbag, I didn't think there could be anything better or worse than the post pic, but you found it.
ReplyDeletePerfect blend of Titus and Trooper York.
It's repulsive on a profound level.
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note, I traveled to Georgia seven times today on my quest for a Christmas tree.
ReplyDeleteFollowing Route 106 to the Christmas tree farm, the road winds in and out of NC and GA. It traces the contours of the mountainside, so there's no avoiding wandering in and out of the states. The farm where we purchase our trees is close to the line. This year they are harvesting on a spot that straddles the state line. In reality, I may have crossed the line dozens of times as I wandered around finding the perfect tree.
If you scroll to the east on the map, staying on the state line, when you get to Hale Ridge Road, just south of Booger Hollow (you can't make this stuff up), that's where I snagged this year's tree.
At level 14 on the zoom, there's not a straight road on the map. Nothing but mountains! As for crossing the line...seven seems a great plenty for a tree, but not over the top for this thread.
ReplyDeleteWe bought our live tree this week, a Colorado Spruce. A straight shot to the nursery, with a side trip to Lowe's for dirt and a new metal water heater pan for underneath.
The trees of my youth were spray painted white affairs.