if I should sleep with a lady called death
get another man with firmer lips
to take your new mouth in his teeth
(hips pumping pleasure into hips).
Seeing how the limp huddling string
of your smile over his body squirms
kissingly, I will bring you every spring
handfuls of little normal worms.
Dress deftly your flesh in stupid stuffs,
phrase the immense weapon of your hair.
Understanding why his eye laughs,
I will bring you every year
something which is worth the whole,
an inch of nothing for your soul.
Tits
ReplyDeletebounce
and
reach and run....
for life.
They sometimes strectch.
They can be small inconsequential.
They can be large and important.
They tempt.
And
They are distracting.
They can cause us
so many
distractions.
tits, hallow, large, bountiful
tits.
When the spirit is willing but the flesh can't get it up --
ReplyDeleteStill think you're a lover? You've got a lochen kop!
Tits Rest
ReplyDeleteConfident
In their
Ability
To be
Everything
At least
To most men
Titus: The Momma Lochen called. She's worried you might be far-mished or far-shimmelt, far-schmootzed, far-bloonje-ed
or far-kahcked...Something like that. She kept breaking up.
s
ReplyDeletead tits
h
appy tits
round and tall t
i
t
s
The Diversity OF
tits. The
fierce URGENCY of
tits.
Hope Floats and So Do Tits.
tits are now taking nappy.
sleep tight tits, lullaby.
thank you.
Tits
ReplyDeleteare like
jello.
They never stay
in the same place
They jiggle here
and
there.
Don't trust tits.
Respect tits.
But they are very
shiffty.
Tits.
Tits have nowhere to travel
ReplyDeleteNo agenda to call their own.
Except to serve and erect
They move in place
Present and accounted for
Close to the heart
Content to be considered Home.
Pointy tits are the best tits.
ReplyDeleteSaggy tits are the saddest tits.
Small tits are ignored tits.
Enormous tits are mocked tits.
Ginormous nipples are difficult to
suck.
Pregger tits leak and can cause damage to your blouse.
Pancake tits cry out for love.
Love in the name of Love.
tits.
Tits nourish and delight
ReplyDeleteThe next best thing
To carrying a set
Of your own
Is feeling a pair
Alongside
Knowing they're yours
To have and to hold
Without reservation.
Sometimes tits can be
ReplyDeletesassy wassy.
And those tits require
spanky wanky.
But those tits
become spunky wunky
titty witty
please behave
and
know
your place.
We are watching weighing and judiging you tits.
Afterall you are just tits.
thanks tits.
tits.
thank you tits.
ti
Tits...Can't Touch 'Em
ReplyDeleteOh, Oh, Oh,
Told you homeboy Titus
(You can't touch 'em)
Yeah, these tits are swingin'
And you know
(You can't touch 'em)
Look at those mofos, man
(You can't touch them)
Beg and plead, opine all day
(You can't touch 'em)
Yo, let me bust you funky poems
(You can't touch 'em)
Either work hard
or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Sassy Wassy
ReplyDeleteTitty Witties
Have Been
Naughty Waughty
and now need
a
Spanky Wanky
Tits
ReplyDeleteWhat
More
Can
Be
Said?
It
All
Centers
On
This:
Some
have
Them
Some
Don't!
Well you know what Mamam?
ReplyDeleteSometimes you feel like a nut....
And sometimes you don't.
You are like my catfish.
Mamam
ReplyDeleteis our gal.
She doesn't
give a shit.
Her tits may sag.
But fuck that.
She has lived and knows
that saggy tits
don't matter.
All that matters....
is you have a set
of tits.
Because those tits
are your power.
tits.
Thank you and good night.
Keep reaching for the stars and allow your tits all the freedom and independence they deserve.
tits.
bouncing.
hard....
or soft.
Just fucking tits.
Tits are tits, Titus
ReplyDeleteNuts are nuts.
The poetry scale
Always tips
On the side of tits.
The power of tits to inspire can never be overestimated.
ReplyDeleteAs for being your catfish I'll go with def four or three, but reference to any of the rest tips you into the Sore Loser Salinsky category. Which would be a shame, since you've been virtually bursting with creative vim.
Mamam, do you want me?
ReplyDeleteDanged slippery catfish.
ReplyDeleteHow many people are looking up catfish and bothering to get their thumbs involved with a vote?
These are queer times.
Some things are almost, but not quite as amazing as tits.
Nice set up, though! Almost as good as the tit shape of the first poem.
ReplyDeleteMamam, it is very common for straight women to fall for faggy's. Haven't you ever watched Oprah?
ReplyDeleteThere are support groups. I will help too. We can overcome this and become BFF's/
Bosom Buddies no less.
ReplyDelete--------------------
Fat guys
Skinny guys
Men as hard as rock
Tall guys
Short guys
Even those who have the pox
Love Tits
Mamam I will be the fag and you will be the fag hag.
ReplyDeleteOr
I will be the fruit and you will be the fruit fly.
Every woman needs and deserves a fag friend.
We will listen to every one of your desires, problems, issues. Straight men generally don't have that gene.
We are amazing listeners.
I am listening....
95% of my job is listening to women bitch about their jobs, coworkers, managers, career progression, salaries, etc.
ReplyDeleteAnd they fucking love me.
I can't fucking get them out of my office. I run over the time with them and then the next fish enters and I listen and listen and listen to her issues, including balancing work/family-yes, me, fag talking to someone about balancing work/family-can you believe it?
Geez, what about fucking me?
The Catfish and the Lochen Kop?
ReplyDeleteOne Fish
Two Fish
Red Fish
Blue Fish.
It won't work Titus, we are too diverse, too red and blue. But I'm game to continue baiting your hook and feeding you enough lines to keep the tankie topped.
MamaM said...
ReplyDeleteFat guys
Skinny guys
Men as hard as rock
Tall guys
Short guys
Even those who have the pox
Love Tits
Armour Vincit Omnia
So this is where MamaM spends all her time.
ReplyDelete@MamaM: Did you try googling Titus' verse?
ReplyDeleteNope. No need to google. Most of it leads back to the Urban Dic, where he lurks, picking up feed corn to flip in the water.
ReplyDeleteI know I'm in trouble when a line like: "but they are very shifty" makes me laugh, because it means he's working the pond, angling, getting ready to land the catfish line and I follow the lure at my own peril.
Bosom Buddies one day, Siluriformes and Chuckleheads the next.
Chick, I don't mean to be rude but this is Mamam and my little private posting. I appreciate your interest but we are catfishing in here and would prefer do be alone.
ReplyDeletethanks.
Now Mamam lets get back to us....what are you wearing?
And spare no details and ignore the interlopers.