Mamam L's have tits but many are ashamed and hide them.
And mamam, hello most g's don't like W's tits-I am very unique. Every time I see a pair I want to touch them.
This fucking bitch who has big nice tits and is a major hag of some of my other fag friends always says to me when she sees me is, "no you can't touch them"! I am like fuck you bitch then I am not going to even talk to you while you point them in my face.
Thankfully after her second drink she is allowing me to grab them, hold them, weigh left against right and even do some under the bra action where I can tweek the nipples. I usually have a tape measure with me too just to do some measuring which brings up a ton of analyzing and Excel spreadsheets-it's very quantitative. Sensitivity Testing is also apart of the process-how much can the tit take before it explodes.
Her life was no picnic. No holidays.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you, child.
ReplyDeleteThat was quick. Sixty knows too much.
ReplyDeleteI have no opinion of her but go to a fag brunch and she is constantly playing.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
Cuz it's too early in the day for Judy Garland?
ReplyDeleteCuz she struggled with a dick shun?
ReplyDelete@Titus: Do L's and G's get along? I hear that many don't care for the B's and T's.
ReplyDeleteLet's see....
ReplyDeleteRumors that she was bi.
Rumors that her absolute bff Lester Young was gay.
/VH1
Er...uh...Billy, don't be a hero...
ReplyDeleteMeh. I got nothin'.
I don't know that all her songs were so great, it was all about how she sang them.
@CL - patience, my son, when your years are as numerous as mine you too shall know too much.
ReplyDeleteTrue Grit
ReplyDeleteNo L's and G's don't get along at all.
ReplyDeleteCompletely different with no similar interests.
Completely different with no similar interests.
ReplyDeleteDon't L's have tits???
Mamam L's have tits but many are ashamed and hide them.
ReplyDeleteAnd mamam, hello most g's don't like W's tits-I am very unique. Every time I see a pair I want to touch them.
This fucking bitch who has big nice tits and is a major hag of some of my other fag friends always says to me when she sees me is, "no you can't touch them"! I am like fuck you bitch then I am not going to even talk to you while you point them in my face.
Thankfully after her second drink she is allowing me to grab them, hold them, weigh left against right and even do some under the bra action where I can tweek the nipples. I usually have a tape measure with me too just to do some measuring which brings up a ton of analyzing and Excel spreadsheets-it's very quantitative. Sensitivity Testing is also apart of the process-how much can the tit take before it explodes.
I seriously have tit spreadsheets.
tits.
Console your self with the flatness of spreadsheets, Titus.
ReplyDeleteIn addition to winning the Cat's Whisker Award in the recent
Tit Poetry Explosion Tweak Off, I also walked off with a pair of tits.
Hell needs a new PA Announcer-that old queen Koch is dead.
ReplyDeleteWhenever she spoke perfume and flowers flowed from her mouth-she talked that gay.
Hi Mamam.....
Happy Groundhog Day. Did Kim Kardashian see her shadow?
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