Tuesday, July 9, 2013

A new Poll for all youse guys!




What is going to come first?

Santa Claus down the Chimney.
The Zombie Apocalypse
The Anti-Christ
Winter
The Return of the Althouse comments section

Extra points if you can figure the one thing that doesn't belong in that group.

Just sayin'

30 comments:

  1. Winter shows up regardless.

    Althouse never sobers up.

    Oh, right, that wasn't one of the choices.

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  2. I say Santa comes on Annie's tits.

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  3. I am having trouble getting the poll function to work.

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  4. Good. Poles are Inga magnets. No one wants to see that.

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  5. I am having trouble getting the poll function to work.

    Seek medical attention. Or take ginseng. Or both.

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  6. The blond, blogging bitch cannot live long w/o power and attention. Comments will be back lickety-split, with new and improved controls at her and lawn boy's fingertips.

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  7. Wait. I think I can keep this up for more than an hour.

    Maybe I should consult an physician.

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  8. One of those things has already shown up...>Hi Obama.

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  9. Yes but he has not revealed himself fully.

    Soon the dogs will lay down with the cats.

    Or have a three way with Meade.

    Or something.

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  10. gotta tell you troop--and this may be TMI--but after prostate surgery I am impotent. Nothing hard nowhere. I asked my doc about erections lasting more than an hour--the doc was a cool guy. He said there aren't going to be any pretty nurses--only him with a big needle and he will aspirate the erection--not a pretty picture.

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  11. Troop--that's what my doc said--

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  12. About three months after my surgery and 35 bouts of radiation, I came down with a urinary tract infection. Went to the doc, and told him that had previously had a vasectomy and no prostate--If I had an UTI it was an immaculate infection. He was not amused--but then again he was Swedish and they are never amused.

    My urologist did tell me that UTI's were fairly common after radical surgery. So alls well that ended well.

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  13. Cheese on a cracker. She's again pretending to be waffling on her devotion for Obama. And she has turned off the comments so the screams of BULLSHIT! cannot be heard.

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  14. Roger - you're still above the sod, so good on ya.

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  15. Havent been on the Althouse site since she killed comments that have to otherwise go thru chance the gardner--as soon as she sees her site meter drop she will start them again. Follow the money

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  16. The anti-Christ went away?



    Sixty Grit Does Selma Diamond

    Is this thing on?
    IS THIS THING ON?!
    Hello?
    HELLO?!
    Crickets.
    CRICKETS!
    There is intelligent life out there...yes?
    YES?!
    Me?...A nudge?
    Hey, so it's not my A material.
    You want A material?
    At these prices?
    Nothing.
    Is the house empty?
    Someone...anyone...turn on the lights!
    Pearls before swine.
    Ungrateful wretches don't deserve me.
    Well...I'll always have the dogs...most likely.
    LOOKS LIKE WE M-A-A-A-D-E IT!!!

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  17. Michael--you know that Allen S and I were on the early morning detail on Althouse--Allen was a fellow soldier in viet nam. We figured as long as we got to see the sun come every morning, we were cool. I do miss Allen's comment--never said a lot, but what he did was always good.

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  18. AllenS is succinct and on point. He has a very sly sense of humor. He needs to pop in here more often.

    Anyone who rebuilds tracked vehicles as a hobby is okay by me.

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  19. Roger, I remember the early rider duty you and Allen pulled. I read, but rarely had the brain wattage to comment at that hour.

    Need to send out a recon mission to find and bring in Allen. He vanished form this blog a while back, before he could tell us how the bulldozer project turned out.

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  20. Allen, I think, isn't going anywhere--he's a good dude and tends to his business--A good commenter--we talked a bit off line--He was in the 173 abn brigade and I was in the 4th ID--Same area of operations but we never crossed paths--

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  21. Did you see that Althouse post about the wife who hired a hit man instead of divorcing her husband?

    Should Meade be worrying?

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  22. He should be counting the hours until he is released from this living hell and finds blessed relief in the arms of Thanatos.

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  23. Ann should use this to respond to her readers (when she opens up comments again).

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  24. ....(when she opens up comments again).

    What's the point of commenting if you can't comment in "bad faith?"

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  25. [crossposted at Lem's}:

    Suppose that her comments never came back? I suspect that Althouse is busy sifting and winnowing, sorting the wit from the chafe in her crop of commenters.

    Perhaps she's trying out different ways of monetizing her blog. The Amazon thing was one way, but I think many of her lefty commenters were offended by the crass commercialism which Meade wholeheartedly embraced. Maybe she's planning on following the sullivanistic route of paid subscription next. She's already got his style of comment policy in place.

    Who knows?

    Are you wit or chafe?

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  26. Click and Clack on Car talk used to call it the shameless self promotion section. I noted that Meade had become the Billy May of the althouse blog I don't have any problem with the monetization of one's blog, but once you do that its difficult to keep the content separate.

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