Friday, July 5, 2013

It's just a fig leaf!

My fucking fig tree is taking over the yard. I trimmed it back and it is still gigantic.

So I figured I would show you a blurry photo to prove it.

4 comments:

  1. This is me and my buddy Vito using fig leaves to hide our frankfurters.

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  2. ...using fig leaves to hide our frankfurters.

    Because more finely dissected filiforms:

    -weren't available?

    -wouldn't provide enough cover?

    -could encourage more on finocchio.

    On this, the wiki is the gift that keeps on giving:

    Fennel is widely employed as a carminative, both in humans and in veterinary medicine (e.g., dogs), to treat flatulence by encouraging the expulsion of intestinal gas.

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  3. You could hide your package w/ a fucking pine needle.

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