Yeah, well some day you might have a growth spurt. Once you get to 42 inches tall your height in inches will be one tenth of your weight in pounds. That will be a happy day!
This is for E. P. - so I am watching Paul Muni in "I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang" where our protagonist escapes from a chain gang (I know, this was like the original Snakes on a Plane or something) and as he goes busting through the woods "down south" he runs past eucalyptus trees, bay trees, live oaks and ultimately manages to avoid the blood hounds by hiding underwater in a tule swamp.
Bogged down in detail, myrrhed in quag, Sixty you fill me with the urge to put every Hollywood production ever produced under the microscope to check for arboreality.
BTW, my SIL recently told me that she had been to the park/lake used in the opening credits for the "Andy Griffith Show." The lake is in LA but was passed off as somewhere near MayBerry, NC. Perhaps you could opine on the species of pine? link
BTW, just because you're in jail for a few hours does not mean you have to do nasty things to each other. Take a nap (separate beds), talk a little, keep your pants on. You'll be out soon.
Most dwarfs (dwarves?) and midgets CAN climb that wall. A d or m is any adult below 4' 10". But most are above 3' 6". Even Herve Villechaize - 3' 10" - could climb that wall. But he in the plane now, with the boss.
Yeah, well some day you might have a growth spurt. Once you get to 42 inches tall your height in inches will be one tenth of your weight in pounds. That will be a happy day!
ReplyDeleteIs the last requirement that you have to be Norwegian?
ReplyDeleteYou never take off your socks.
ReplyDeleteIt's from your years in porn.
This is for E. P. - so I am watching Paul Muni in "I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang" where our protagonist escapes from a chain gang (I know, this was like the original Snakes on a Plane or something) and as he goes busting through the woods "down south" he runs past eucalyptus trees, bay trees, live oaks and ultimately manages to avoid the blood hounds by hiding underwater in a tule swamp.
ReplyDeleteSwamp realism - not happening.
Swamp realism - not happening.
ReplyDeleteBogged down in detail, myrrhed in quag, Sixty you fill me with the urge to put every Hollywood production ever produced under the microscope to check for arboreality.
BTW, my SIL recently told me that she had been to the park/lake used in the opening credits for the "Andy Griffith Show." The lake is in LA but was passed off as somewhere near MayBerry, NC. Perhaps you could opine on the species of pine? link
Mountain Climbing
ReplyDeletePlus de cowbell!
I though Leslie West was a superb climber.
ReplyDeleteThere was a short-lived show by TIm Minear a few years ago about a road race from Florida to California.
ReplyDeleteIt was funny watching the cars race through the deserts of Florida with mountains in the background.
And yes, those scenes were specifically mentioned as taking place in Florida. It was epic.
ReplyDeleteLay down on your back, and put your hat on your gut. Presto, 43" tall easy.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Mississippi Queen was track one on their debut album. That's a nice way to start things for a new band.
ReplyDeleteLeslie West made a big splash with that band.
ReplyDeleteHave you and Nick stopped drinking yet? It's Saturday morning already!
ReplyDeleteYou climbing that wall (and Lisa videoing it) would have made a hell of a post!
ReplyDeleteSo how was dinner with Nick at Marco Polo?
The dinner was epic.
ReplyDeleteDetails to follow.
As soon as we post bail.
In a jail cell huh? Which one of you won the coin toss to be the bitch?
ReplyDeleteBTW, just because you're in jail for a few hours does not mean you have to do nasty things to each other. Take a nap (separate beds), talk a little, keep your pants on. You'll be out soon.
ReplyDeleteMost dwarfs (dwarves?) and midgets CAN climb that wall. A d or m is any adult below 4' 10". But most are above 3' 6". Even Herve Villechaize - 3' 10" - could climb that wall. But he in the plane now, with the boss.
ReplyDeleteIt's the giants among men that might have difficulty finding a place on those pegs to perch their size 14's.
ReplyDeleteAttempting that feat would definitely have drawn enough of a crowd to qualify for an entertainment stipend.