Tuesday, October 29, 2013

We have to get a haircut

This is the instagram montage of my haircut.

Nowadays everything we do is immortalized and recorded.

I feel like Jesus.

Except he got to have long hair.
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12 comments:

  1. The DudeOctober 29, 2013 at 7:38 PM

    Hey, I just read that Jesse Jackson, Jr. is my new neighbor. Welcome, JJ, Jr. Hope you find your new accommodations pleasant.

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  2. Cody JarrettOctober 29, 2013 at 7:50 PM

    LOL, Trooper.

    One of my friends and business partners in one of my other businesses (a side business, as it were)...his wife has me in her phone as "Jesus".

    First time he discovered it he sent me a text saying "Wife has you in phone as Jesus. What the fuck have you done?"

    But it's the hair and beard. Not because I made her see the light.

    Really. It's not.

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  3. ndspinelliOctober 29, 2013 at 10:29 PM

    That poor dago is saying to himself, is this guy a retard and his sister is taking his picture getting a haircut like a 5 year old?

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  4. TTBurnettOctober 29, 2013 at 10:53 PM

    We need to trust in Jesus more. If someone asks, “Why did God put me on this Earth?” the answer from the Baltimore Catechism is, “God made us to show for His goodness and to share with us His everlasting happiness in heaven.” My own personal answer, depending on my interlocutor, might be, “I have no fucking idea.”

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  5. blakeOctober 29, 2013 at 11:26 PM

    Nice guys are a dime a dozen
    And you know what a dime is worth
    I was born to be the villain in your life
    That's why God put me here on Earth

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  6. chickelitOctober 29, 2013 at 11:48 PM

    @Sixty: He did his time?

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  7. chickelitOctober 29, 2013 at 11:53 PM

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  8. chickelitOctober 29, 2013 at 11:55 PM

    Nowadays everything we do is immortalized and recorded.

    One day your kids will appreciate that you recorded these things for posteriority and not just for us jackasses.

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  9. chickelitOctober 30, 2013 at 12:06 AM

    I have a really cool video of me bottlefeeding my son (then a few months old-he's 15 now) while this song plays in the background. After the song ends he audibly rips a loud fart.

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  10. chickelitOctober 30, 2013 at 12:16 AM

    Devils Haircut from the same album with nice NYC street scenes.

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  11. The DudeOctober 30, 2013 at 8:03 AM

    He is doing his time. He is making friends with Madoff and hoping to pick up some new ways to commit massive fraud.

    Butner is right up the road from here.

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  12. bagoh20October 30, 2013 at 11:19 AM

    My hair was getting kinda long, so I got it cut pretty short the other day, and we found some grey-haired old dude living under there.

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