Saturday, November 9, 2013

What is the meaning of this Miss Moneypenny?


"What is the meaning of this Miss Moneypenny? We found this apparatus under your desk. Explain yourself."
"It is a personal satisfaction device. Q made it for me. I can't keep flirting with Commander Bond without release. I might be British but there is a limit."
"That is preposterous. Get rid of this immediately.'
"Fuck Q."
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9 comments:

  1. Cody JarrettNovember 9, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    Keep calm and diddle on.

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  2. Cody JarrettNovember 9, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    Keep calm and fuckity bye.

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  3. Cody JarrettNovember 9, 2013 at 7:49 PM

    Keep calm and fluff the kitty.

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  4. ricpicNovember 9, 2013 at 7:52 PM

    Don't get all huffy, Commander, considering the pipe is your release.

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  5. windbagNovember 9, 2013 at 9:06 PM

    What's gotten into her lately?

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  6. Cody JarrettNovember 9, 2013 at 9:40 PM

    What's gotten into her lately?

    a buggerclaw, perhaps?

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  7. rcoceanNovember 10, 2013 at 1:20 PM

    Miss Moneypenny wasn't English. She was American.

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  8. Cody JarrettNovember 10, 2013 at 9:08 PM

    Since when was she American?

    Not in the books, not in the movies.

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  9. Chip S.November 10, 2013 at 11:59 PM

    Lois Maxwell was Canadian, so North American but not a US citizen.

    She was a Hooker as a young girl, and "entertained the troops" during WWII.

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