My uncle Herman went through a lot of changes before he ran off to New York with Carol Herman. He tried out for the Dodgers. Learned to play the guitar. He was even a Beatnik for a while.
He wore a beret and wrote bad beat poetry just like Allan Ginsberg.
Then late at night after one would fall asleep he would sneak up to my room and we would have anal.
Just like Allen Ginsberg.
Was Rickey's branch all scratchy?
ReplyDeleteDurocher and Drysdale were in that Dodger episode. Herman could hit the long ball and chicks dig the long ball.
ReplyDeleteI used to get Mr. Ed mixed up with Uncle Herman as a little kid.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Alan G. had the same problem.
I saw the best Homo's of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
ReplyDeletedragging themselves through the Gay streets at dawn looking for an angry anal fix...
How bad could anal have been with Marilyn. I mean that a**hole had to smell like violets. No? That's right, spit on my dream.
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