He has been hiding out in an undisclosed location in Pennsylvania and doesn't want to be disturbed. But he did want to share his recent encounter with a big celebrity at the local winery.
He never thought that he was going to meet Sarah Jessica Parker in person!
(He has been picking up a few gigs as an Elvis impersonator)
Old fashioned screwing seems to be almost impossible to find these days.
ReplyDeleteHe looks French Canadian.
ReplyDeleteElvis impersonator?
ReplyDeletethank you very much.
Sex and the farm. Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
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