Saturday, March 28, 2015

You've got mail

To: The Chairman of MTV
From: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
CC: Martha Quinn, Mark Goodman, JJ Jackson, Nina Blackwood

Dear Sir.

I would like to arrange an interview on your wonderful music channel. Bill and I watch it all the time. We especially enjoy the Michael Jackson, Madonna and Duran Duran videos that are on constant rotation. My advisors think I should do something to bring my message to the young people and I think doing an interview with one of VJ's is just the thing.

I want to be relevant and dare I say "cool." I think being on MTV will be groovy.

Please let me know what time will work for you. My schedule is open these days since I have wiped out my server and do not have to comply with any more pesky subpoenas.

Call me.
Hillary.
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16 comments:

  1. rcoceanMarch 28, 2015 at 8:53 PM

    LoL. Btw, Bill knows all about how to get in touch with young people.

    Hillary should talk to him.

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  2. chickelitMarch 28, 2015 at 10:55 PM

    She sure picked a tough corn row to hoe.

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  3. ndspinelliMarch 29, 2015 at 10:45 PM

    LOL! I like this series. And, chick w/ a pun makes it like old times.

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  4. AridogMarch 30, 2015 at 10:45 AM

    Hillary's latest announcement that she's "wiped her server hard drive clean" is funny. Sure, using various software you can wipe a drive clean with between 3 and 7 overwrites (DOD standard), however...

    You can also copy that hard drive completely intact, before "wiping", using another hard drive mounted in a $29 SATA & IDE module....like I have on my desk and have referred to before. Or just use a large portable hard drive device such as Western Digital's "Passport" series ($89 - $199 depending on capacity)that I also use regularly....small, easy to conceal, and portable without requiring external power other than that through the USB2 or 3 connection.

    None of the media pundits have mentioned this simple possibility...thus I figure they are all in the Clinton tank, including Fox.

    WTF is going on?

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  5. ndspinelliMarch 30, 2015 at 8:07 PM

    Ari, Always appreciate your expertise.

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  6. AridogMarch 30, 2015 at 10:07 PM

    Megyn Kelly on Fox News, tonight, mentioned the possibility of a copy HDD made prior to "wiping" the server's original. Good for her.

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  7. rcoceanApril 2, 2015 at 10:53 AM

    Her face has really been airbrushed.

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  8. AridogApril 2, 2015 at 12:38 PM

    rcocean....re: airbrushed. Who cares? :-)

    I like her show because of her attitude, not her looks...Fox and other cable outlets have plenty of "lookers."

    Or did I misunderstand you? Airbrushing, after all, is very hard to do on video versus a photograph.

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  9. AridogApril 2, 2015 at 4:46 PM

    rcocean...now that I am fully awake, I realized you were referring the highly airbrushed photoshop of Ms. Hilary. :-(

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  10. AridogApril 2, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    Rcocean....now as for liking pundits for looks, among other things, my choice would be Dana Loesch. :-))

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  11. ndspinelliApril 3, 2015 at 3:30 PM

    I just read Hillary just rented a spot for her national headquarters @ 1 Pierrepoint Plaza in Brooklyn!! Trooper has a new neighbor.

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  12. Trooper YorkApril 3, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    I know isn't that great!

    Hey maybe I can invite her to the store. I don't have pant suits but maybe we can work something out.

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  13. AridogApril 3, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    I suggest you try THIS for good ole Hillary.

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  14. rcoceanApril 3, 2015 at 8:32 PM

    LOL Airdog. Off topic: Here's one of the emailed jokes that got the Cops in Ferguson in trouble with DoJ:

    "There’s a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in our shopping center, but they threw me out after I asked if I could look at some of the bomber jackets.”

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  15. ndspinelliApril 3, 2015 at 9:14 PM

    Ari w/ the knockout! LOL, my friend.

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  16. AridogApril 3, 2015 at 11:36 PM

    Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week.

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