New York Post Weird but True July 23, 2008
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire.
Two practical jokers in San Luis Obispo, Calif., decided to mess with their passed-out drinking buddy by setting his crotch on fire. The man suffered second-degree burns to his testicles.
The victim, a Mr. Billy Beane of Oakland California said that it wasn't all that serious. "I believe in playing small ball," said the diminutive ashtray "so it's not all that big a deal." Mr Beane was formerly famous for building his team around the concept of "small ball" which consisted of signing sluggers whose testicles had atrophied because of steroid use.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
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