New York Post Police Blotter July 5, 2008
Police stopped a Long Island man at the Queens Midtown Tunnel for driving with a cracked windshield and without license plates and also found that his driver's license had been suspended eight times, authorities said.
Marcello Mastroianni, 37, was in a 1996 Mercury Villager last Sunday near the tunnel entrance when cops pulled him over.
Where the hell was Sophia Loren while all this was going on?
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Where the hell was Sophia Loren while all this was going on?
ReplyDeleteMaking pasta, of course!
"Sophia Loren's Pasta alla Putanesca"
ReplyDeleteNow that is hilarious since the big rumor is that Sophia was a whore in Naples during and after the war and this is the "Whore's saouce."
Sweet.
The irony is sweet, not the sauce.
What the hell is saouce?
ReplyDeleteI can have a wicked (and sometimes even subtle) sense of humor, too, you know, every once in a while, anyway. : )
ReplyDeleteI'm a huge fan of Sophia's, by the way, to be clear.
Am I crazy, or does her hair in that commercial just keep getting bigger?
ReplyDeleteYes as do her luscious breasts. Keep your eye on the ball.
ReplyDeleteOr the melons as it were.
"Keep your eye on the ball."
ReplyDeleteYes sir, Trooper sir!