So Nelson who owns the bodega next door is busting my chops because they want me to be Santa. He's like "Hey that mean's you the fattest shop owner on Court St." So I go "Yeah well you are the smallest you fuckin' Dominican midget so you are going to be my elf."
Isn't their a song that goes like that?
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Wait is was the mice elf?
ReplyDeleteThank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)
ReplyDeleteSly and the Family Stone.
Merry Christmas
ReplyDeleteYou fuckin' Dominican midget
Merry Christmas
Here's your elf suit--get in it
I may be fat
But you be ugly and short
And I can diet
You little yuletide wart....
No? Sorry, I heard that somewhere.