Monday, December 29, 2008

I'm leaving you in Raquel Welch tonight.


Chickenlittle asked if I riffing off an old Johnny Carson/Raquel Welch routine from the tonight show.

When I think of Raquel I am not riffing off.

So to speak.

21 comments:

  1. Poor Rocky. Premiere sex symbol at a time when being a sex symbol was PI.

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  2. Wowza!

    We come for the laughs, but we stay for the pictures.

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  3. By "pictures" I mean hot babes not men in scarves.

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  4. I thought we came--

    Oh, you said for.

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  5. I'm disappointed, I mean, what happened to the farm animals you promised?

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  6. What chickens don't count?

    Plus I posted a picture of a pig with A-Rod in the thread right below this one.

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  7. BOO!

    (startled you, didn't I Darcy)

    Yeah, where is everybody?

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  8. Ha! You're not punking me again, cl. :)

    And that was a very clever post to Garage @ Althouse, btw.

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  9. Ha! You're not punking me again, cl. :)

    On a Meade's oath I swear I'm not. Truce, OK?

    And that was a very clever post to Garage @ Althouse, btw.

    Thanks, but will he get it?

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  10. I am at a client today and can't really post.

    And I don't garage gets it. Otherwise why would he be such a big liberal. Hee, hee.

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  11. I have a great bath tub picture today. Stay tuned.

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  12. I'm in on the truce. ;-)

    I hope Garage sees the light.

    High expectations on this bathtub pic.

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  13. Nice tits. I would definitely fuck her.

    Her belly button is a little weird though-it looks like you could almost fuck that.

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  14. What chickens don't count?

    Plus I posted a picture of a pig with A-Rod in the thread right below this one.


    Take that back now. That hurts so much. Madonna is not a pig and you would fuck her Troop, admit it.

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  15. How about a picture of you Troop?

    That would be interesting.

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  16. Titus,

    There is a pic of Troop further down, as Santa Claus! (With his cute little elf of a niece, too!)

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  17. The difference between intersexual and intrasexual is interesting. Sort of like the difference between soap in your hole and hope in your soul.

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  18. Hey Titus,

    Did you make to Shakerag Alley when you were back.

    How are your teeth?

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  19. My teeth hurt and I didn't make it to Shakerag. But I did get some good drugs so everything's ok. He pulled three back teeth.

    It was minus 5 the entire time I was in Wisconsin and snowed everyday and I drive like shit in bad weather.

    I stayed home and ate and ate and ate.

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  20. Ah it sounds like wisdom teeth. Well you'll never have those problems again (what happened to the fourth one?)

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