Driving Eddie Curry.

Eddie Curry: Davie?

Dave the limo driver: Yes'm.

Eddie Curry: You're my best friend.

Dave the limo driver: No, go on Eddie.

Eddie Curry: No, really, you are... [Takes Davie's hand]

Eddie Curry: You are.

Dave the limo driver: Yes'm. So where am I driving you?

Eddie Curry: To my accountant’s office. I just got a call from the IRS.

Dave the limo driver: Oh my God, that’s terrible. Is something wrong?
Eddie Curry: Yes. You see the Knick’s have been paying your salary as my limo driver and I was supposed to pay taxes on that and I didn’t know.
Dave the limo driver: That sucks man.

Eddie Curry: But it gets worse. When Barack Obama heard about it he called and told me I had to be in his cabinet. You see he only wants to have people who cheated on their taxes in his cabinet.
Dave the limo driver: That’s terrible Eddie. You won’t be able to play ball anymore. I mean you haven’t played for two years because you are fat and outa shape but still.
Eddie Curry: I know. I have to become Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. In charge of erecting new housing. In fact I think I might as start now. Davie?
Dave the limo driver: Yeah Eddie.

Eddie Curry: I have a new urban erection right here. Touch it Davie.
(Driving Eddie Curry, 2008)