Hey don't ignore the new poll just because we are visiting cartoon town. Mira Sorvino votes for ice cream. Her talent in this direction was in fact how she won the Academy Award.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
I once worked with a gal whose husband didn't want her to eat hot dogs or ice cream cones in public.
ReplyDeleteThat's just cruel.
ReplyDeleteMira Sorvino won an Academy Award?
ReplyDeleteNice pic though.
Yes she won an Oscar for playing a whore in a Woody Allen Movie.
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to Penolope Cruz who recently won an Oscar for playing a whore in a Woody Allen Movie.
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to Scarlet Johanssen who currently has the role of playing a whore in Woody Allen movies but has not yet won an award.
ReplyDeleteGood think the cooking ladies weren't up against Mira.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind being up against Mira.
ReplyDeleteWho would have thought that Scarlet Johansen could not be a sucessful whore?
ReplyDeleteJane Fonda won an Oscar for playing a whore.
ReplyDeleteJanet Gaynor won the first Oscar for playing a whore in Street Angel in 1927.
ReplyDeleteHelen Hayes won an Oscar for playing a whore in The Sin of Madelon Claudet (1931/32)
ReplyDeleteDonna Reed (playing against type) won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar as a sailor port 'club' hostess which is a Hawaiian whore in From Here to Eternity (1953)
ReplyDeleteJane Fonda playing a whore is like John Malkovich playing in "Being John Malkovich."
ReplyDeleteJo Van Fleet won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar as a wizened madam and James Dean's estranged mother in East of Eden (1955) A madam is of course an executive whore.
ReplyDeleteSusan Hayward won the Best Actress Oscar as a deceitful party-girl whore in I Want to Live! (1958)
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Taylor won the Best Actress Oscar as a high-class New York call girl who wants to straighten out her life in Butterfield 8 (1960) In other words she was an Eliot Spitzer type whore.
ReplyDeleteShirley Jones (also against type) won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar as a vengeful whore in Elmer Gantry (1960)
ReplyDeleteShirley MacLaine was nominated for Best Actress as a Parisian whore in Irma La Douce (1963)
ReplyDeleteKim Basinger won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar as a Veronica Lake-look-alike whore in L.A. Confidential (1997)
ReplyDeleteCharlize Theron won the Best Actress Oscar as a serial-killer whore in Monster (2003)
ReplyDeleteI don't know about you, but I am sensing a pattern here. What do you think?
ReplyDeleteWalter Matthau, Jack Klugman, Craig Ferguson and Eugene Levy have all played Oscar.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure none of them have been with Jane Fonda in an academy-award-winning-way. But probably with Shirley MacLaine. Or channeled her, at least.
Shirley likes ice cream best.
Genesis 38: Tamar played the harlot.
ReplyDeleteEzekiel 33: Aholah played the harlot.
Hosea 2: Their mother has played the harlot.
All this talk of whores is bring back bad memories so I need to leave for the night before I slip up and say $10 is too boo-koo to Mrs. Hoosier.
ReplyDeleteThat's when something bad would happen.
Troop,
ReplyDeleteJust as an FYI, Thailand also is a good place for tattoos, among other things.
Not that I would know or anything.
Maybe there could be an 'Oscar Whore you'd most want to go all Nigella on' poll?
ReplyDeleteDude if you keep road testing the home brew only bad things can happen.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Jennifer Tilley win and Oscar for playing a whore in a Woody Allen movie too?
ReplyDeleteI'm sucking on a horehound cough drop for my sore throat. Sorry, that's the best I can do tonight. hey, I'm sick already, so cut me some slack here.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I once had a dog with a curious and eager nose for strangers. He was a whore hound.
Shoulda named him Clinton.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about you, but I am sensing a pattern here. What do you think?
ReplyDeleteYou like to post about whores?
I'm calling Al Sharpton. It's just so wrong to only enjoy vanilla.
ReplyDeleteOnce you go chocolate you never go back.