Friday, March 27, 2009

Hey sugar I feel like some Chinese tonight.


Uhura: Hey what do say sugar I feel like some Chinese tonight?
Hikaru Sulu: I am sorry Lt. Uhura but you are not my type.
Uhura: Whats the matter Hop Sing, you don't dig a sister.
Hikaru: First of all I am Japanese not Chinese and I must tell you I am allergic to the fish taco.
Uhura: Well I declare, what is a girl to do if she wants some action out here in outer space. I know maybe I will start a blog.
(Star Trek, The Trouble with the Fish Taco, Directors cut Season 2 episode 24)

18 comments:

  1. Hahahaha, it ain't the famous fish taco, it's the bearded clam, baby. Love me some bearded clam, yessiree.

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  2. Yeah baby, lay "The Corbomite Maneuver" on me. That's what I'm talking about. Some inter-galactic loving, that's what a chocolate godzilla be needing.

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  3. 'I'd send them all my money, just to make my wish come true. I just wish I was that man on page 602.'

    That would be me. Eat your hearts out, beaaachhhhez.

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  4. Nichols had the greatest abs.

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  5. I think she was busy with Rodenberry.

    Trey

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  6. Trooper, I would sell Titus to Dubai for some Kung Pao Chicken about now! Extra peppers, please!

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  7. Ron will sell everyone to Dubai!

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  8. OK I don't get the Dubai stuff, and the chicken talk makes me nervous-somebody please clue me in!

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  9. Oh, I'm teasing Ron, chickenlittle. He always says he'll sell someone to Dubai. Not sure why, actually. But it's cute.

    Can't help ya with the chicken stuff...but I just ate a pop tart, so the chicken is safe. For now. :)

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  10. Dubai may be the next Manhattan; it's not a bad deal, I'm thinking.

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  11. Oh, you're thinking 2 dozen trinkets I guess.
    Shouldn't fabulous Titus weigh in for such a cheap price?

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  12. Darcy knows me too well...off to Dubai!

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  13. And while you farty-smartys make fun of Dubai, do I get any Kung Pao Chicken? Not a bit!

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  14. That was a great episode. The crew meets their bad-ass counterparts in a parallel universe. Kind of how this blog relates to Althouse.

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  15. My thoughts exactly Bushman. I feel like the evil Captain Kirk. No where is that whore Rand. I have some dictation for her to take if you know what I mean.

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  16. Oh man Trooper, I loved yeoman Rand!

    This is how I picture a tough day at the blog for Trooper at work!

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  17. "maybe I'll start a blog". Hah worked for the Professor!

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