Friday, May 22, 2009

Congratulations Titus!!!!!!!!!!


Hey congratulations to Titus. He dropped us a note in the comments to tell us of his big promotion.

And finally, I have moved.

I got a promotion at work and I now live in Cambridge, Mass. It's fabulous here.

Tomorrow is my premeire in Ptown.

And I am now a Vice President of a Fortune 100 company.


I guess that makes him a Dick. Dick Cheney. The Dick Cheney of his company. So to speak.

Congratulations and felicitations to you and the rare clumbers. I hope you enjoy the Red Sox as they lose to the Yankees this year. Maybe you can hook up with Big Papi and console him. Good deal man.

9 comments:

  1. Hahaha, that fucking Titus. It's like reading code, ain't it?

    Dropping a big promotion? hahaha- a big greasy shit.

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  2. Congratulations Titus! And welcome back to the Bay State. Now you are a lot closer to your vacation spot--just a ferry ride away.

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  3. ooh titus is moving to cambridge
    our fair city
    if titus has as fancy as job as he says
    he will have enough dinero to live
    in a building w/a parking garage
    but if he s saving money and wants
    something more funky and quaint
    and has to park on the street
    with a permit of course well he s got
    to remember that all bets are off on sunday
    when the riffraff can park in his space
    so if he s driven down to p town and gets
    back sunday night and there s a rusty
    corolla in his space he should just drive
    around the block until they have to leave
    or call cambridge s finest who may
    actually come quickly if there s a fine involved
    but are a little slower when somebody s
    blowing someone away in front of a
    harvard dorm which they did recently
    and is an example of the local color here
    in the athens of america but at least
    the shooter got a parking ticket

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  4. Will there be a bloggingcockroach /Titus meet-up?

    Reply hazy. Ask again later.

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  6. felicitations to you...sort of...are you sure you spelled that right, Trooper?

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  7. Titus' address has always been listed as being in Cambridge, Mass. Something smells fishy, and it isn't the tacos!

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  8. uh oh
    if what palladian says means what i think
    sounds like titus already owns that rusty
    corolla on the street

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  9. Something smells fishy

    Someone noticed Titus is talking shit... now?

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