Don't you just love the fashion blogging when I am using the wife's computer? I have to sit behind the counter while the wife is getting her hair done. So I have to use her computer to blog which has all the fashion shots so I tend to do fashion related posts. I mean my computer in the back has all the photo's of Stella Stevens, Charo and sandwiches. So it's a fashion extravaganza. I have Sinatra blasting from the ipod and am greeting the customers ordering the workers around who seem to be afraid of me for some reason. Which is pretty funny because I am a softy while the wife is the terror. But I tell her to let me be the prick and correct everyone because she has to live with them all the time.
I never forgot we had this seasonal employee two years ago. Now I usually talk to them early on Saturday morning when I open up before the customers come. So this broad goes, " You know when I first me you I was afraid of you because you are so loud and boisterous and gruff. You kinda of scared me." I smiled and looked at her and said "I scared you." "Yes. You did." "WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID!!" I screamed at her.
I am happy to say she peed herself a little.
Cripes, it's getting to be a tough place for the ladies here. Jason wants our heads off and you want us to pee in our damn pants?
ReplyDeleteWhich Sinatra?
ReplyDeleteI was watching the Chris Isacc show, and he had on Glenn Campbell. Glen told a story about when he was playing guitar for a Sinatra date and Frank thought he was gay cause Glen was looking at him to get the timing right.
Trey