Monday, November 9, 2009

So if you were really sick and you needed a Doctor who would you call






You know I get a lot of complaints that I never cover politics or current affairs here at Trooper York, because as you know our focus is on stupid shit. So I feel I should tackle the important issues of the day and none is more important than health care.

So for our latest poll I ask the very important question: "So if you were really sick and you needed a Doctor who would you pick?"

You Health Care Options

Dr. Marcus Welby
Dr. Ben Casey
Dr. Kildare
Dr. Joe Gannon
Dr. Doom.

Now it is a foregone conclusion that Jason (the commenter) will want to play doctor with Dr. Kildare but I expect the rest of you not to choose based on such a pretext. So to speak.

Bend over and cough.
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22 comments:

  1. Jason (the commenter)November 9, 2009 at 9:47 PM

    I want Dr. Doogie Howser all grown up :(

    Who the hell are any of these people? I barely know Dr. Doom. I don't get any of these references. I feel woozie... Doogie Howser all grown up help me...

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  2. Jason (the commenter)November 9, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    Dr. Kildare does look gay though.

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  3. Capt. SchmoeNovember 9, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    Dr. Doom was out - hands way to large. Probably cold too. I did vote for Dr. Kildare, my mom really dug him - good enough for me.

    Who I really would like a prostate exam from you didn't see fit to include on your list. Dr. Quinn medicine woman shes the one for me. (After Farrah that is)

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  4. An Edjamikated RedneckNovember 10, 2009 at 7:26 AM

    No womens?!?!?

    What kinda sexist blog you running here York?

    And I can't tell by these pictures; which one had the hottest nurse?

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  5. AnonymousNovember 10, 2009 at 8:21 AM

    Dr. Quigley, Medicine Woman?

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  6. AnonymousNovember 10, 2009 at 8:21 AM

    ...or was that Quinn?

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  7. ricpicNovember 10, 2009 at 8:36 AM

    Ben Casey always looked as though he was about to explode. Who needs that in a doctor?

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  8. dbpNovember 10, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    I'll second Jason's Doogie Houser and raise him a Dr. Gregory House.

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  9. TMinkNovember 10, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    Dr. Hunter S. Thompson for me.

    Trey

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  10. Trooper YorkNovember 10, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    Guys you have to realize I am mired in the 1960's!

    When I was just a kid and I didn't have any problems.

    Well I mean I did had to figure what schoolyard I was gonna play in that day and if I could get Angie Palimeri to play doctor again, but in retrospect that seems like good problems to have.

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  11. Jason (the commenter)November 10, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    Dr. Quinn medicine woman

    She's almost two hundred years old, and dead. Sick!

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  12. Jason (the commenter)November 10, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Dr. Gregory House

    Cute, but you'd have to be into abusive relationships. If only he were mute.

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  13. PennyNovember 10, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    No female doctors on TV until Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman in 1993.

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  14. Jason (the commenter)November 10, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    Penny, Dr. Joyce Brothers.

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  15. Trooper YorkNovember 10, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    Hey these guys were lucky to make the cut. My other possiblities were Dr. Doolittle (The Rex Harrison one not the lame ass Eddie Murphy version, Dr. Zivhago, and Dr. Johnnie Fever.

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  16. Trooper YorkNovember 10, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    But I couldn't use Dr. Quinn because women can't be real doctors, can they?

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  17. AnonymousNovember 10, 2009 at 8:08 PM

    Maybe the next poll is who you'd like to play doctor with?


    So, she's been dead for 200 years...you say that like it's a bad thing...

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  18. chickelitNovember 10, 2009 at 8:24 PM

    Who will Pogo choose?

    In Switzerland, I was called a Herr Doktor.

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  19. reader_iamNovember 11, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    Penny: There were on soap operas, as far back as the '60s, I believe, and onward. Of course that's totally different than primetime, but some of them were righteous, if wicked, broads and, even, according to the standards of their day, babes.

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  20. Ritmo Re-AnimatedNovember 11, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    Dr. Dre?

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  21. blakeNovember 12, 2009 at 5:05 AM

    Dude--

    Dr. McCoy?

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  22. rcoceanNovember 13, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    Marcus Welby was a wimp!

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