Saturday, March 6, 2010

Yes sweetie I am Jeanie!


"Yes sweetie I am Jeanie."
"So nice to meet you. Where is Major Nelson."
"Oh we got divorced years ago. I think he is living in Ohio with some chickens and a doberman. Oh and sweetie stop staring at my tits."
"Oh I am not. I was just checking out your shoes."
"I know. So stop staring at my tits."
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4 comments:

  1. chickelitMarch 8, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    Troop: This* is what you missed on Twitter today.

    Now stop staring at them.

    *H/T: your cousin Ron

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  2. ricpicMarch 8, 2010 at 7:22 PM

    Shiksas stay perky to the very end. Well, the shiksas who were perky to begin with. This is the true sadness of being a Jew: the Jewess is rarely perky even at the beginning. More info than you need? Tough. There's gotta be someplace I can get these deep truths off my chest.

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  3. rcoceanMarch 8, 2010 at 10:52 PM

    Saw her on Larry King a while back, a classy Lady.

    I thought Larry was staring at her tits, but its hard to tell at his age.

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  4. rcoceanMarch 8, 2010 at 10:56 PM

    Jeanie made Ginger and Mary Ann look like chopped liver.

    Still, Catwoman was sexier.

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