Nellie Oleson: Hello, Laura.
Laura: Hi, Nellie.
Nellie Oleson: Willie told me all about your class project. How's yours coming?
Laura: I haven't started it yet.
Nellie Oleson: I see. It must be very hard tracing all your relatives. Names and everything. Have to spend all that time in the forest or wherever it is you're from.
Laura: It's called the Big Woods and I'll manage thank you.
Nellie Oleson: You know the Oleson family goes all the way back to royalty. We come from heads of state and titles for most of my relatives.
Laura: Like Nero and Ivan the Terrible?
Nellie Oleson: You are so funny Laura. Say does your daddy still wet the bed? I heard he used too live with his big fat gay brother with no teeth and a chinaman. Is that true or just another lie?
(Laura kicks Nellie in the twat and walks away)
Nellie Oleson: I'll fix her. You'll see.
The actress who played Nellie is a big fag hag.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin.
Lady Gaga and Anne Hathaway are big fruit flies too.
ReplyDeleteI just jerked off to "amateur" porno website.
ReplyDeleteThat is rare for me.
Are they really "amateurs"?
They certainly know how to take a dick.
They are supposed to be straight too. I am not buying it. They can take the dick all the way to the base both orally and anally. I can't do anything like that with a dick and I am a mo. I can barely get my mouth around the head and forget about anal.
They also show the "straights" throwing a football so as to not get our gaydar up. Those porn people know all the tricks to draw us in.
ReplyDeleteThey do throw straight though so I am really perplexed.
Whoa Nellie!
ReplyDeleteI never knew Nellie Olsen could inspire Titus to such a degree.
No beer will be sold at Yankees game this year! Why? Because they lost the opener...nyuk nyuk nyuk.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think that Titus is actually EBL.
ReplyDeleteTitus is warped pretty tight pretty tight on Althouse tonight.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Penny dumped him or something.
Who's EBL and how to put my picture on the internets?
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