"Oh, hello. Fancy meeting you here at the supermarket. But let me ask you a question. Are you stealing a zuchini or are you just happy to see me?"
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Oh, it's like this normally. When I'm excited, my pants fly off.
ReplyDeleteI bought a pair of sneakers with that black and white checkered pattern. 7 bucks. I guess no one else would buy the things so they palmed them off on me. Great if I lived in The Village. But up here I'll be suspect. Oh well, live dangerously, Archie, I always say.
ReplyDelete"Now stop staring at my tits."
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