Because Whoopi Goldberg sent him this picture of her naked in the bathtub.
And she said if he didn't show up she would send one without the bubbles.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
At least I hope that's bubbles and not something like heavy cream.
ReplyDeleteDamn I have to go throw up now.
I assume that the bubble would be coming from her underwater speaker?
ReplyDeleteCan't you just imagine all the water being sucked out of the tub and the terrible sucking sound and then....AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what color Penny's mood ring will be tonight.
ReplyDeleteTrooper, somethings are best left unseen by the eyes of men.
ReplyDeleteRELEASE THE KAGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"I wonder what color Penny's mood ring will be tonight."
ReplyDeleteHi Chicklit. Now that I know you are color blind, and not in touch with my attempts at humor, I will do two things. One, let you know when I am trying to make a funny, and two, let you know the color of my mood ring.
*not a joke*
*purple*
I'm just sayin, Ted Danson had to be on some psychtropic drugs when he was shaggin her because there is not enough vodka in Poland or Holy Mother Russia that could get me to that level.
ReplyDeleteI'd switch teams first. Yes you heard it here. A man has to have his limitations.
As you were.
Holy cream-of-buckwheat Batman!
ReplyDeleteColor me purple.