I had some clipping issues this morning while pinching my loaf.
I initiated a pre-mature clipping which in turn caused a stalk to be in my pucker> when wiping a large piece of loaf looking like a mashed potato appeared on my TP.
Need help, please. My laptop speakers are turned up, and the sound on music and video is turned up, and nothing is muted. But I'm getting no sound. Any thoughts?
Yabba dabba doo!
ReplyDeleteI had some clipping issues this morning while pinching my loaf.
ReplyDeleteI initiated a pre-mature clipping which in turn caused a stalk to be in my pucker> when wiping a large piece of loaf looking like a mashed potato appeared on my TP.
This required many wipings unfortunately
Thank you and good day.
Need help, please. My laptop speakers are turned up, and the sound on music and video is turned up, and nothing is muted. But I'm getting no sound. Any thoughts?
ReplyDeleteThe inner sphincter is involuntary and the outer is voluntary. Sort of like mind and mouth.
ReplyDeleteFor anal incongruity, MamaM recommends Cottonelle. Good for sopping up leftover mashed potatoes and gravy.
Oops, never mind, restarting worked.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little horny today.
ReplyDeleteWhich is rare because there are know sidewalk sales or boulevard runways with hotties.
No hotties anywhere ever out here in Cheeseland.
So depressing.