And it's not Sarah Jessica Horseface. Just sayn.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Okay well obviously she's not Black Beauty. Or Francis the Talking Mule. She could be Buttermilk.
ReplyDeleteFlicka. I'll go with Flicka.
Trigger!
ReplyDeleteThe Roy Rogers/Dale Evans Museum gets 200,000 visitors a year. Most come to see Trigger, Roy's dead horse.
Roy Rogers, Jr., who manages the museum, says "We close at five and stop selling tickets at 4:30. But people come after that and beg to get in for a few minutes. They drove 3,000 miles just to see Trigger. We let them in -- and they go away, happy.
Just a look at his face and they go away happy.
Connie Hines
ReplyDeleteMan I really thought she was something thing. I didn't give a crap about Wilbur and Mr Ed. The hot wife was a different story.
Am I right?
Another shot of Connie Hines.
ReplyDeleteI think blake knows that pose.
You're killing me dude. I was looking all over for that shot.
ReplyDeleteShe was just about one of the hottest TV wifey's out there.
Right up there with Elizabeth, Jeanie, Mary and the new babe from Modern Family.
Man you guys are old.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know all these chicks from black and white pics.
Meadsy Poo doesn't know though.
Why do only 4 pubes support reversing DADT? That's sad.
Is Modern Family good?
ReplyDeleteI think one of the gays on there is from Madison.
And on a fucking cold night like tonight it's easy to understand why he left.
It is so fucking cold out here it makes your head hurt when you go out and wait for the rare clumbers to pinch their oh so cute loafs. They are even cute when they are pinching them. They look at me for affirmation. I say to them, go potty, go potty, go potty. Right now I have one on each of my feet. They love to lean.
I have a Mac because they are fab and haven't hardly used any of the fab tools. I really should. My Indian UK husband bought it for me. I just spoke to him. It is morning in Bangalore.
Titus, Connie Hines had something unforgettable going for her.
ReplyDelete"Why do only 4 pubes support reversing DADT? That's sad."
ReplyDeleteIt would be sad, if were true.
What truly is sad is people who are unable to read accurately or understand simple arithmetic. Also sad is people who intentionally distort the truth.
Referring to Republicans as "pubes" isn't really sad. It's humorous - in an adorably childlike innocent way.
Right up there with Elizabeth, Jeanie, Mary and the new babe from Modern Family.
ReplyDeleteAgree. You should add Connie Hines to the stable of regulars.
4 elected senate pubes unemployed Meadsy Poo.
ReplyDelete"Bangalore" sounds like a portmanteau word for what goes on in populous third world cities.
ReplyDeleteWas that insensitive of me Titus?
ReplyDeleteSorry if it hurt.
"4 elected senate pubes unemployed Meadsy Poo. "
ReplyDeleteNot sure what you're trying to say, Titus. If more than 4 Republican senators vote to repeal Clinton's DADT, then you won't be so sad? Is that what you're trying to tell us?
And if you don't like being unemployed, why don't you just get a job? How hard is that?
I am having a smoothie right now. It is like 15 degrees here.
ReplyDeleteSmoothies are so fresh and fruity and patriotic and all American.
I am proud to be an American today and my smoothie represents my pride.
I am really into ginger in my smoothies too.
Bangalore is referred to as Electronic City.
ReplyDeleteIt is like the Silicon Valley of India, but yet yes in many ways it is third world. There are very rich and very poor. A family of 4 fits nicely in a median strip under a tent on a busy road. All vehicles stop for the cow that crosses the street. People piss everywhere which is kind of hot. But if you have techie skills you are doing great. All the big tech companies have a huge presence there. On my next trip there I am thinking of buying a little slumdog kid or trade him for a walkman.
I am at my prime in terms of being a mother and I am now ready to take the plunge. My tits are swelling up just thinking about being a Sunita to a little Sanjay or Venkat. Also, my cooch get wet thinking of saying coochie coo to a little Puny.
it is the holidays. Rejoice, live, love, breath, enjoy, just be in the now.
ReplyDeleteCan you see your third eye? Are your chakras aligned? How is your wide second? If you can breath in and out and widen it just a bit that would be super.
Thank you,
Namaste.
While Titus adjusts his Third Eye, strokes his pride, and swells with devotion out on the Clumberland Farm, the Hot Raj Hub is talking to techs, taking care of business and sampling spicy curry. So colonial.
ReplyDeleteMamaM recommends working with the Blind Eye before opening other chakras.
ReplyDeleteDo you know in India they feed the cow before they eat.
ReplyDeleteThe cow is like God over there.
I think it would be fun to have a cow as a pet and spoon with Elsie at night.
I will gently stroke her utters as she fell asleep in my well defined muscular toned arms.
Also like 80% of Punies are Veges. And it's true they are really into meditation and yoga and "alternative medicines". Totally Eastern Philosophy. That's me totally Eastern.
Meat is Murder!
Also, when you get picked up for Drunk Driving you just give the officer $20.00 and call it a day.
ReplyDeleteDrunk Driving isn't as unsafe in the city either as you are only going like 2 MPH. Hard to die going that fast, you know what I am saying and I think you do.
So refreshing.
Pots legal too!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd your car gets blessed by some Hindi thing before you roll it off the lot.
And don't get me started with Diwaldi or Divaldi or whatever it's called. Fireworks for days and all the stray not rare dogs go wild.
Isn't that nice?
The cow is like God over there.
ReplyDeleteHoly Cow, I didn't realize that!
Are cow mats like prayer rugs?
Stroking utters. His own and those of utters.
ReplyDeleteAlso like 80% of Punies are Veges
ReplyDeleteHow many are into vagies? Sounds like if I ever went to India I'd really miss In-N-Out Burger.
Hungry now
ReplyDeleteAll of them are into vagies Chickenlit.
ReplyDeleteThere are no gays in India.
I am really glad to be your source for all things India.
ReplyDeleteI know that country.
I tell every Indian I meet that I loved the movie Monsoon Wedding just to let them know that I am one with them in their struggle for equal rights. It lets them know that I "get" their people.
That's how I roll.
I "empathetic" to the least fortunate of us.
The Rumination of Titus: Holy Cows and Utter Vageries
ReplyDeleteMamaM wonders if the Hot Raj would enjoy a portrait similar to the one posted of Tits standing next to his favorite bovine. Either that, or photo of Tits on his knees tenderly stroking utters, to remind the Raj of the Sacred Cows he left behind, shouldering on through the cold together.
ReplyDeleteI am really glad to be your source for all things India.
ReplyDeleteI heard you know Cambridge Mass too. I'm going to be there next week at the Marriott. Is it possible to walk across the bridge to the City of Boston?
Should I ride the MTA? What if I don't have enough money to get off the train? Will someone throw me sandwich through an open window?
I still have a home in Cambridge and my company's corporate office is there right by the Marriott. I am renting it out for only 3200 a month which allows me to pay my mortgage. Plus, I have a parking spot and am renting that out for another 300 a month.
ReplyDeleteYou will be right on the Red Line at Kendall Square-just take the T into Boston. One stop and you will be on Charles Street in Boston right by the Common and Gardens, Beacon Hill and Back Bay and Newbury Street. The city will be beautiful right now. All lit up for the holidays-but very gay-they can marry there you know. You can't swing a cat without hitting a gay. They tend to be very rich gays there too which makes it even worse.
Don't walk across the bridge-it's freezing in winter. If it was summer I would say walk the bridge but not this time of the year.
The Marriott is located within the Biotech Hub of the country. Over 250 Biotech companies there. Five of the largest top 10 and a ton of other littler ones. Also, tons of High Tech. You will be right next to MIT. Also, Harvard is two T Stops away.
ReplyDeleteLots of money and brains.
You can't swing a cat without hitting a Phd.
I want to marry Mama.
ReplyDeleteAre you like Mama in the movie/play Chicago?
That is what I am hoping for.
I love Mama in Chicago.
You do right by Mama
And she'll do right by you.
BommBommbadalBomBom
MamaM already has her quiver full:
ReplyDeleteAsk any of the chickies in my pen
They'll tell you I'm the biggest Mutha. . . .Hen
I love them all and all of them love me -
You ever read the ingredient list for some foods, where they've used a whole bunch of different things to disguise the fact that everything is sugar? You know:
ReplyDeleteHigh fructose corn syrup, sucrose, brown sugar, fructose...
Yeah. This thread is like that.
Yeah. This thread is like that
ReplyDeleteGosh blake, I thought you of all people would appreciate Connie's means of support.
Can't win I guess.
Thanks for your tips, Tits.
ReplyDeleteConnie don't enter into the equation.
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