That the nerdy commenters at boringheads couldn't even figure out how to use a bong?
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Chief: "Speak up Max, I'm an old man you know"
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Chief: "What was it you wanted to know, Max?"
Smart: "Chief, could you let me have twenty dollars until pay day?"
Chief: "So you got me in this thing just to ask me money? Are you out of your mind? Are you serious? Are you completely insane?"
Smart: "One question at a time, Chief."
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Max (to six and a half year old boy): "Are you 99?"
Six and a half year old boy: "No, I'm six and a half."
What is that Max?....GARLIC!?!?
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