Titus said.....
I am not willing to lose my clipper.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Rabbits (and other garden critters) must have odd clippers. How else can they form perfectly round pellets instead of mini-loaves? I've actually had this discussion with my kids (we have a pet bunny) so it's not taboo.
ReplyDeleteAre you discussing blowing an O ring?
ReplyDeleteFred4Pres said...
ReplyDeleteAre you discussing blowing an O ring?
No, we're talking logs and blogs --specifically--Play-doh's Dialogs: link
chickenlittle, so did Titus have that has a kid? If he messed up on what Play-Doh is, and he saw that girl wearing those glasses, well it may have traumatised him against women. That may explain a lot.
ReplyDeleteTitus explained once that he was raised by a giggle* of older sisters (I may have dated one but that's a different story). I think that their merciless nuture (not nature) may have done him in, not being a big believer in gay genetics.
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*A giggle is to girls what gaggle is to geese.
So they made him wear dresses and used him as their living play doll? Damn. Yeah that might mess you up.
ReplyDeleteDid you really date one of his sisters?
And Titus, not to talk about you beind your back. But I know the pain (at least in a limited way). No, not from indulging in le vice Anglais, but in the French one...too much cheese.
ReplyDeleteDid you really date one of his sisters?
ReplyDeleteI doubt it. I did go to Waunakee's prom with a girl from there who had a younger brother about his age.
Rabbits (and other garden critters) must have odd clippers
ReplyDeleteHere you go chickenlittle...the mystery of rabbit poop in full detail
Titus should be so evolved. He could produce and eat his own loaves, especially the dark ones.
MamaM I don't care to eat my own loaves.
ReplyDeleteThat is really crossing the line and totally gross.
I believe there should be a public service announcement similar to the fried egg, you know the one of drugs.
ReplyDeleteIt would say this is your clipper, showing a perfect, well defined, nice lining, with a pinkish hue.
Than it would say this is you clipper after it has devoured many hogs. And the picture is just horrifying. It is hanging, the lips are curled up, something that looks like cauliflower is hanging from it and it is bleeding. It's basically saying I am a big fucking whore and just kill me.
How you can understand my fears and concerns regarding anal.
ReplyDeleteTitus, I think that evil corporations like the makers of Depends adult diapers would fight that PSA.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to find the line Titus. This description of edible poop seems awfully close to your depiction of yesterday's loaves.
ReplyDeleteA normal cecotrope resembles a dark brown mulberry, or tightly bunched grapes. It is composed of small, soft, shiny pellets, each coated with a layer of rubbery mucus, and pressed into an elongate mass. The cecotrope has a rather pungent odor, as it contains a large mass of beneficial cecal bacteria. When the bunny ingests the cecotrope, the mucus coat helps protect the bacteria as they pass through the stomach, then re-establish in the cecum.
The bunny eats the cecotropes as they exit the anus. The rabbits blissful expression when she's engaging in cecotrophy will tell you that she finds this anything but disgusting.
All that worry about a sloppy anus while this alternate sources of bliss remains humanly impossible, available only to bunnies.
Very very interesting MamaM.
ReplyDeleteWow, I am impressed.
Can they suck their hogs too?
My highly disturbed ex-neighbor who likes horror films told me about The Human Centipede.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I find that kind of film horrific and disgusting and I can't believe people watch it. But it seemed on topic here and maybe blake knows that pose.
Titus wrote: Wow, I am impressed.
ReplyDeleteAre you proud of what you've wrought here, Titus?
I watched Human Centipede and Part 2 and loved it.
ReplyDeleteJust finished Gods and Monsters, which I have seen before. Brill, natch.