Garage emailed me and asked that Allie and AllenS give us the full recipes for vension sausage since he was successful this hunting season.
His recipe starts out with:
Get one 1986 Impala with a full tank of gas.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Lord Almighty! Trooper, you are making my bladder leak, my cat got scared cause I was laughing so damn hard and ran under the bed!
ReplyDeleteTrue story, my son in law hit a deer, back in the day before he shipped all his manufacturing off to China, he employed Hmong workers, when he got to work and told them that he just hit a deer. A couple of them got permission to leave work and went to pick up the deer.
I wacked a flock of wild doves with my chevy pickup truck in Egypt. They flew into the bed (they glanced off the windshield). In about five minutes I dropped them off a chicken rotissary place I ate lunch at. At lunch that day we dined on wild squab.
ReplyDeleteThey were delicious.
To paraphrase Larry David: I know we have our problems with them, but those people really know how to do chicken.
When I hit a deer everything went into slow motion. I mean I saw the deer out of the corner of my eye, starting to cross the road and my mind made the calculation that if the deer stayed on its present course and I stayed on my present course we'd collide. But like I said it was as though time turned to molasses, my reflexes too, and we collided. Result: dead deer; $4,000 damage to car. Fuck Bambi.
ReplyDeleteI know it's been a while ricpic but if you want to fuck Bambi you don't ram into her....with your car.
ReplyDeleteJust sayn'
Allie and us in Wi. know an infamous Bambi who did time for murder and escape. She was damn good looking; a Playboy bunny and Milwaukee cop, Lawrencia Bembenek. She died a year or so ago.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I remember Bambi Bembenek, huge scandal. That was a very sad story, still don't know if she was guilty or not. My brother just retired from the Milwaukee Police Department. That was HUGE , really made the cops look bad.
ReplyDeleteOver here in western WI, the Bembenek scandal wasn't that big of a deal. Pretty much everyone around here thinks that the occupants of Milwaukee and Madison are crazy.
ReplyDeleteAllenS goes to Milwaukee, and drinks a beer.
ReplyDeleteYou know, when you think about it, an Impala costs more than Megan MacArdle's $1500 blender.
ReplyDeleteBut I guess it's a multi-purpose kitchen tool.
Allen..those are almost Uecker seats!
ReplyDeletespinelli,
ReplyDeleteThey were the upmost, the fartherest away seats that could be purchased. Right field. I went there with a bus load of people from a local bar. $20 seats.
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Brewers vs. Twins
June 14, 2008
Saturday night