Did you know that Teresa Guidice of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" and Victoria Gotti of the Gambino family are both appearing on the latest "Celebrity Apprentice?"
It appears that they got into a big fight on one of their tasks and fireworks ensued.
Now Teresa likes to pretend she is Mafia but Vicky Gotti really is Mafia so I don't think that is going to go over so well. I wonder who will get the bitch edit. My money is on Teresa because to know her is not to like her anymore. She got a bit of a villian edit last year and I think next season of Housewives that is already in the can is gonna be even worse.
I am really curious what type of business Trump has these two idiots running. Unless it is giving blow jobs I think they will be total busts in whatever they try. Especially fund rasing! How are they going to raise any money for charity? Who is going to give Teresa money. I mean seriously.
Maybe he can have them asking questions in the next Republican debate. "Did you read my cook book "Skinny Italian." "Didn't you take a bribe from my father and Gaspipe Gasso when you were running the Olypmics?" It would be great!
I can't wait for it to start. A bunch of other D-listers are on it like Dee Synder of Twisted Sister and Debbie Gibson and Cheryl Tiegs and a bunch of other losers.
It's gonna be craptastic!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks. Great blog... Big staff ? when do you sleep?
ReplyDeleteSorry to bust the thread. ...the Trump was awesome on Hannity tonight.
That dress is not attractive.
ReplyDeleteAllie
ReplyDeleteAgree.. But the contents. Wow...!!
Yes she is beautiful, the dress needs to be bit shorter and she needs to be wearing spike heels.
ReplyDeleteI am really curious what type of business Trump has these two idiots running.
ReplyDeleteA casino that mysteriously never makes any money, but the owners of which are rich.
Confused.
ReplyDeleteShe's smiling. But she's wearing...
I don't get it.
No betting there's lots of bustle in that dress.
ReplyDeleteAllie--my sense of lust will trump you sense of style on those femmes.
ReplyDeleteOh Roger,you old bull.
ReplyDeleteAllie--for heavens sake do not moo!
ReplyDeleteUnknown, I know, I've been trying to hold back, but, but it's coming......moooooooooo.
ReplyDeleteAllie--apologies its RogerJ--was logged into a different email account. Thanks for the mooo--will keep me busy all day
ReplyDeleteGawd Roger, you got my tail all in a kink.
ReplyDeleteStop it Allie--you are contributing the delinquency of a major--not that there's anything wrong with it, mind you
ReplyDeleteHope my mother doesnt catch me
Shush, you two.
ReplyDeleteYou're ruining the pristine purity of Internet.
Blake--I am competing with some dude with green skin--I need all the advantages I can get
ReplyDeleteMamaM said...
ReplyDeleteNo betting there's lots of bustle in that dress.
Not to mention her hedgerow (if she even has one).
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ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks she looks like Gorilla Monsoon in drag?
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks she looks like Gorilla Monsoon in drag?
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who noticed a badly-turned ankle?
Or is that a shapely cankle?
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but that dress made me think of this.
ReplyDeleteOh dear god, my yogurt just spoiled, looking at that,windbag. That is just so wrong.
ReplyDeletemy yogurt just spoiled
ReplyDeleteNever heard it called that.
Troooper: you left a cryptic comment about coming events--I cant find it wading thru all the clutter :)
ReplyDeleteI cant find you email addy--could you please repost? Much appreciated
BTW-I did notice a major spike in your viewers just recently--could it be? Nahhh I am talking crazy here.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, Allie, how can you tell when yogurt or sour cream is spoiled? It's already soured.
ReplyDeletechickenlittle said...
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who noticed a badly-turned ankle?
No.
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ReplyDeleteYou got a point there Ken. I incubate my yogurt for up to 24 hours, it gets tart but not nearly as sour as commercial yogurt. The whole milk makes it less so I think. I then drain it in cheesecloth and get a beautiful Greek yougurt, it's amazing. Drain it even longer and you get yo- cheese, so healthy.
ReplyDeleteSpinelli, I read an exchange you had with someone on the EBLs joint about statins and the brain needing cholesterol. So true! I was on statins for about 6 months the first time, Lipitor,I had the rhabdiomyolisis, mild but very painful. Then I was switched to Zocor, after about a year I started having muscle pain again and heart palpitations, I felt awful.
I went off the statins, started supplementing with Co Enzyme Q10 and Magnesium. I started a Paleo/primal/ low carb diet, no Glutens , no legumes.
I lost 30 pounds, absolutely NO palpitations anymore, no muscle pain, lipid panel normal, I feel great!I do think that some docs are backing off prescribing statins with borderline cholesterol readings.
There are studies that are showing that fructose, PUFAs and wheat cause the small dense LDL, the ones
that are harmful, not animal fat. I use coconut oil, olive oil and dont shy away from butter, cream, and fat laced steaks. I eat eggs a couple times a week with bacon, yum.
I use coconut oil, olive oil and dont shy away from butter, cream, and fat laced steaks. I eat eggs a couple times a week with bacon, yum.
ReplyDeleteFascinated to hear what's next.
Could it?...Might it be...
A perfectly formed loaf?
MamaM,
ReplyDeleteWhat's next is a healthy almost 60 year old woman, and lotsa life worth living to the fullest. But overindulgence in anything isn't good for you, alcohol, blogging, self adoration, clutter phobia.
On the other hand deprivation isn't healthy either, lots of good female friends, handsome older gents(my son in law calls one of my admirers " the silverback" because of his resemblance to an aging gorilla), an occasional overnight guest and a sense of humor above all. It's all a balancing act, makes life interesting , nooooo boredom allowed, oh noes.
OK, please tell me I'm just being paranoid, so now you suspect me of being a Titus Sockpuppet?
Total paranoia Allie. Considering what might follow all the fine eating you enjoy seemed a perfect fit with the last line of the post, "It's gonna be craptastic!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteStart talking about your wheatgrass cleanse and barking yoga dog, and all bets are off.
I don't do cleanses, mother nature and healthy eating takes care of that function in a human body. As a nurse I had enough talk of bowell movements and function to last a lifetime.
ReplyDeleteBut I will give you dear commenters a bit of advice, walking will get things moving, do you know that when missionaries were constipated enroute to their destination, they did the Missionary Waltz, which was walking up and down the deck of the ship, so walk, walk, walk.
Oh noes...all that animal talk about cougars and gorillas sets the mind a-spin. Yowling and grunts in addition to Mooo's! At least talk of bow-wow-wow-ell movements won't be happening.
ReplyDeleteWhat's more fun? A young hot fantasy husband in India who does phone sex and comes home once a year or an aging but handsome silverback who stops by the lovely abode for an occasional overnight?
Emphasis on handsome of course.
Oh you poor dear MamaM, your husband works in India in the sex trade? Only comes home once a year? Good thing you have that big cock to keep you company, and long distance phone service.
ReplyDeleteA few feathers won't mess up the house too much.
Waltzing on a heaving deck is no easy trick.
ReplyDeleteIt takes rythym and balance, but can be done!
ReplyDeletedo you know that when missionaries were constipated enroute to their destination, they did the Missionary Waltz, which was walking up and down the deck of the ship, so walk, walk, walk.
ReplyDeleteI did not know that. I did know that the Spanish missionaries who walked from San Diego to San Francisco in 1769 nearly died of scurvy. The natives taught them to eat rose hips.
Imagine how much scurvy Rosie O'Donnell's hips could prevent.
Titus as Rodan or Sitzpinkler?
ReplyDeleteMamaM said...
ReplyDeleteWaltzing on a heaving deck is no easy trick.
A hurricane deck?
Hey guys, want to see the cutest cheesehead in all of Wisconsin?! Go to my Long Sweet Summer Days blog, scroll down to Our Summer House, you won't be disappointed!
ReplyDeleteTitus as Rodan or Sitzpinkler?
ReplyDeleteNo pants for the best view!
A hurricane deck?
ReplyDeleteFollowing the Missionary Waltz, they retired to the Tween Deck to resume Missionary Position.
Ok. I showed up to see what's what.
ReplyDeleteWill check out the house, Allie. And don't try to encourage Roger the Codger too much. I worry that his loins will take over from where his perhaps once keener mind left off. Saw it happen to my grandpa once. Not good.
Honestly, I've been living on the East Coast long enough to develop a not-so-unhealthy interest in Italian women, but the cooking is best when it's a more rustic style.
ReplyDeleteAnd as somebody who's probably gotten to know more strippers than I should have, I must say that going The Real Housewives route is probably not for the best.
But whatcha gonna dooo?
I actually worked with this tiny but robust and entertaining paesan who needed to adjust the electrical inputs for his iPod once. He was a funny guy. Thick black and immaculately groomed hair and a mustache that seriously looked like it was lifted from Super Mario Brothers.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, when this married chap was tooling around (no pun intended) underneath the desk where I was working, in the space where the electrical outlets are kept, he asked if I wouldn't mind if he went down on me.
I told him that I really wasn't into that thing, and he told me that it really wasn't all that different from a woman doing that.
I told him that his mustache would give it away. To which, he responded, "What? Haven't you ever dated an Italian woman before?"
I thought that was funny.
Allie, You're @ the wrong venue to promote "cute". This is the blog that loves hooters. But..I'll take a look. We all need to get in touch w/ our feminine side.
ReplyDeleteNow I feel like an asshole! That is a cute as a button girl. I love kids and much prefer them to adults. But, that cheesehead demeans her.
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